This is a real sewing pattern someone is trying to sell.

Trigger warning, OP!

Funbags!!!!

Sorry, r1. I did wonder about that.

Amateur!!!!

R4, Miss Ross doesn't have extras like generic tatts and backfat, the posing trying minimise the latter.

That zipper is bursting!

The average Butterick sewer would attain a better fit for their dress than Meghan did.

When you're Amish but still proud of your dirty pillows.

You know what goes between those? 🍆

That pic is horrifying.

Runway fashion.

She got bazookas

She's just working with what Krispy Kreme gave her.

Quite big tits.

These two gazombas can handle all 12 inches of that English guy.

Nothing could save this outfit, but how bad is the sewing over the bust?

Even I wouldn’t wear…..fuck it, I probably would.

Yes, it's ugly and the quality of the stitching... But, I can see how the bustier part, or whatever it's called, offers extra security and support for a gal with quite large tits. No worries about falling out of a sundress.

R17, I think it is the sundress with that flared skirt...

The garment at OP's link is SO badly put together. Unbelievable.

R19: What about the text on the main page?

>>Owner, Lily Fong helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

Should there be two commas?

Owner, Lily Fong, helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

No commas?

Owner Lily Fong helps people achieve their dreams - of a well fitting bra...

R5 Miss Ross knew how to handle fun bags with style!

I had no idea she had such massive knockers R21.

Here's another one. Double-breasted jackets with the buttons too close together are rarely flattering, nor is the cropped length of the hem.

The crotch detail is ...unusual.

She looks like Hatchet Face (RIP) in Cry-Baby!

Does it come with a bicycle pump?

Who would have looked at the Gwyneth Oscars dress and wanted their very own Butterick version?

Love the cushion, BTW.

Hey kid, what did you do? Jump ship? What's with the life preserver?

How…buoyant (?).

Joan/Alexis ~ queen.

That quite an outfit R23.

The pants look like they're good for flashing, r30. He should have put a similar opening over his hole.

R6 do you ever stop obsessing on her?

Sorry, sugar at r32.

Is this you, r32, r34?

Kramer style.

It's like they're trying to create unflattering outfits.

Too tight across the lower back.

No words.

I just can't.

A different style of skirt would be more flattering.

Any different style.

R34, your pattern is now on clearance! $4!!!

"In the unlikely event of a forced water landing..."

R37, it's like they're completely succeeding in creating unflattering outfits.

I’m going to reveal my gold star status but, those are fake breasts included in the pattern?

[quote]Runway fashion

More like runaway fashion, as in I want to run away when I see these outfits.

Fat chicks with fat tits. Yuck

At r38, who would want to look like a postal carrier in their time off?

At R41, unfortunate creasing in the crotch in the blue one.

Is XXL big enough for DL men?

To hide sloped shoulders?

Motorboat slipcovers.

She’s stolen my feed bags!

This needs to be on Things That Annoy You

A dress pattern for showing off ridiculously oversized breast augmentation surgery conducted in a sweltering Belize hotel room.

r10 More like runaway fashion!

Yes, it’s called “Tit Bags with Skirt”.

God, threads like this one are why I absolutely love the DL! Thank you for making me laugh!

Patr(e)on Queen of the Chunkies - nothing about this outfit is flattering.

1950s styles are nowhere near as flattering as designs based on 1970s lines, i.e. V-necks, tunics, A-line silhouettes.

Why don't people understand that unless you were 1950s era Elizabeth Taylor or Princess Margaret (with a small waist and generous bust), a horizontal line cutting your torso in two will draw the eye across, instead of downwards?

Gertie should also splash for a better cosmeric surgeon as whoever does her face now is setting her up to be ridiculed.

Those built in airbags come in handy when driving.

How many DLers would wear these?

100 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 lb bag

UDDER madness…

OP, how did you stumble upon this? I ask as I am concerned.

Dear, it's not your fault that you're morbidly obese with large tits, but could you please not dress like a whore? Your body positivity is making dogs and small children nauseated.

Glenn Close must wear this design to the next Academy Awards!

R61 This is so much nicer than the twin Hindenburgs

R64, people in the fashion industry are appalled by it.

Ukraine could lob her across the Russian border and take out a whole garrison.

They also have a free measuring sling pattern!

Here we go, bitches: A free kaftan pattern. Print it out on 100 pieces of paper that you tape together, make it with the slit coming up to the waist, add earrings and VOILA!

Forgot to add, make a slit up the back to the waist to make it easier to present hole.

🤣🤣! What a joke.

It's udderly disgusting.

Torpedo tits

Lens Dunham level ugly.

R51 wins. Thank you for these absolute gems - just what I needed today!