Real Housewives Of Orange County: Season 18

Beador sips and slips on her 🍸🫒 Her weight loss is impressive - gotta be more than Ozempic. A John Jannson funded lipo.

I think Jen’s felon partner, [forgot his name], is hot. Smokin’ dark meat body.

SHANNON’S 🐷 JOWLS ARE GETTING BIG! CHEERS AND EAT UP! 🍷🍸🍹🥂🥃🍽️🧆🍛

I gotta say this looks like it's going to be a great season. With the exception of SLC most HW shows have been duds lately. Shannon is reality tv gold and adding Alexis to the cast was genius.

Jesus Jugs is back?!

WHY IS THAT 🐷🐖🐷🐖🐷🐖🐖VICKI THERE AND NOT ME?

R4 Jesus Jugs is banging Shannon Storms-Beador’s ex bf.

I'm already tired of John Janssen's face.

Tamra was the first to call Alexis "Jesus Jugs."

Tamra was sooo jealous of both Alexis and Gretchen.

All three were dumb: Tamra, Alexis, and Gretchen.

R8 - Vicki

They added an asian! and she is friends with Sutton Strack! Not the BH OC crossover again. Looks like Tammy Tits turned on Shannon and is now going to be with Heather and Jesus Jugs. Not sure where that leaves Emily and Geener.

In old country, 18 seasons means 18 winters. It means 18 cycles of the misery, the poverty, the camp of work, the death.

In old country, nothing stays permanent. Not the faithfulness of wife, not happiness of marriage, not the mustache proudly on face. Only one thing lasts for always: love of mother for son.

Shannon STILL calls John "John Janssen."

I have a feeling this season is going to be GOOD.

But I still wish they'd bring back Kelly Dodd!

THIS WILL BE A PILE OF 💩 WITHOUT MY FUCKING ⭐️ POWER!

TAM🐀AND THAT FUCKING 👺HEATHER BULLYING THAT 😭🐮SHANNON DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A GOOD TIME!

SHANNON SHOULD LET THAT DUMB CUNT ALEXIS HAVE THAT 🥂🥃🍸🚬! WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE CARE, HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS CONSTIPATED AND HE DOESN’T HAVE 💰! SHE NEEDS A MAN WITH A BIG 🍆TO CALM HER CRAZY ASS!

GOTTA GO 🚬S, MY 🔥✡️HUSBAND WANTS TO STICK IT IN ME AGAIN!

9 days til the season premiere!

I like Gina, but Jesus someone needs to do a hair intervention for her.

She never gets it right.

[quote] Shannon STILL calls John "John Janssen."

Do you think that Shannon used to scream, "Fuck me, John Janssen!!!" in the bedroom?

I’m looking forward to Shannon’s consumptive reaction to Alexis and the beady eyed homosexual.

r17 I find it very hard to believe that Shannon and the Beady-Eyed Homosexual had sex even once.

I didn't think David Beador and his trailer park wife could be any more loathsome than they already are.

MAGAT cunts!

Who on RHOC ISN'T a MAGA?

Just Gina and Heather, right?

Tamra, amazingly, isn’t MAGA, although her gross son is. She’s indicated a few times that she hates Trump.

I hate Teddi Mellencamp, but I love that she asked Vicki at Bravocon where she was on January 6.

I could always loan Gina one of my wigs...

A tease from the premier this week.

These cunts are not equipped to confront Shannon over her drinking.

Will Shannon finally address her borderline personality disorder this season?

This show has really gone down hill since they fired the brilliant Elizabeth Vargas!

This isn't my PLATE, you fucking bitch!

The character of Shannon could have been written by Tennessee Williams.

[quote] These cunts are not equipped to confront Shannon over her drinking.

You will all see the truth!

You will all see the fucking truth!!!

BRING ME BACK SO I CAN SAVE 🐖SHANNON. I WILL CRUSH TAM🐀 AND 🪓FACE.

This season is going to be MESSY

r33 as opposed to?

Shannon's daughters are lovely. Amazing considering their parents are both trainwrecks. Do we still need Heather and her wife Terry?

Heather has bought Lama Turner’s home, so of course she’s tearing it down to the studs. She’s such a vulgar pig. She’s incapable of keeping quiet about how much she spends on shit.

[quote] Heather has bought Lama Turner’s home

Is she related to the Dalai Lama?

Omg DL Needs spellcheck and an edit function

Heather is a VULGARIAN!!!!!

^^*She truly is a vulgarian. She spends her days showing off different things she owns, and telling you the manufacturer’s suggested retail price of that item.

Most of the other bitches on the show are intimidated by her because they think she’s classy and because she uses words on a 9th grader’s vocabulary test.

Heather never liked Shannon, Kelly and Noella because they weren’t intimidated by her.

I've got a good feeling about Katie. She looks like one of those really nice people you don't want to fuck with. And it's already clear she dislikes Heather.

Tamara's daughter looks trashy like her mom and stepbrother. Sydney is obviously the smart one since she sides with her father.

I'm finally watching.

I actually think Emily looked better with a few extra pounds.

Gina and Travis are still together as per Shannon last night on WWHL.

Why do people watch this garbage? And why is it women and gays watching it?

Heather and Terry are EXHAUSTING.

[quote] Gina and Travis are still together as per Shannon last night on WWHL.

That's a surprise.

Didn't Gina say that Travis has a tiny dick?

I wonder how long it will take for the John Janssen-Alexis romance to implode.

I'll bet Eddie is happy the beady-eyed homosexual is still around.

R48. All depends on whether or not Alexis is invited back for another season.

I'm watching season 7 on Bravo today and all I've got to say is Vicky's plastic surgery is a major improvement. She really did have a pig face.

Tamra’s trashy daughter has yellow teeth and she’s only 18

She was probably smoking by age 10, r52.

r52 Tamara is pushing for her to be on Andy Cohen's real kids of the housewives of bravo make it in NYC show.

Did anyone else find it odd that Eddie had no clue Tamrat and Jesus Jugs were friends now? He seemed shocked. Tamrat said she and Jesus Jugs made peace back in Bravo Con and have grown close. How does your Husband not know that until you tell him on camera?

R55. Eddie knew. He just played dumb. He's good at that.

Shannon fires back at the beady eyed homosexual over the facelift lawsuit.

I believe her on this. This nondescript dork is thirstier than Brooks or Slade- who knew that was possible?

She needs to stay away from men for a while, but that’s not how our favorite neurotic operates.

That fuckin’ broad needs to stay away from men.

Marry me Shan! My strap on is bigger than either of your exes and I’ll lick your cunt until your head caves in!

Tamra is going to lose her shit over Shannon’s interview at r58. So will Heather. I can hear the shrieking at the reunion now.

All this over some stale piece of white bread like the beady eyed homosexual.

The one good thing about the beady-eyed homosexusl was his hot son. What was his name? Lemonade Boy?

His son looks trashy, r61

He’s hotter than John is.

My big toe is hotter than John Janssen.

My big toe has been inside Johnny J

My fuckin’ cock is bigger than that fuckin’ queer’s dick or that broad’s big toe!

New episode to show on waves of air this night. New humiliation, new heartache, new agony for harlot who ruined life of son.

[quote]R36 Heather has bought Lana Turner’s home, so of course she’s tearing it down to the studs. She’s such a vulgar pig.

Looking for the house I just googled “heather dubrow lana turner” and somehow got a link to [italic]On the Aesthetics of Human Dignity…

Apropos of nothing, "On the Aesthetics of Human Dignity" is an amazing title.

Where is Mr Lockwood??? I want some “Dear Reader” posts please!!

r70 Mr Lockwood is currently detained, having more momentous affairs with which to contend this morrow. But alas, fear not! His musings on the present occurrences in this his most beloved County of Orange will reach the tip of his pen forthwith, and he will with great haste offer his devoted readers a new installment.

Gina should never have vouched for Jen. That's a mistake she'll never make again.

Jen is a real mooch. 46 years old and her father has to put his name on a house lease for her.

"Jenn is a ding dong." -Gina

I hadda watch on youtube cuz I ain't payin' for no cable. youz crazy!?

Jenn is a more telegenic version of the same housewives archetype as Gina, and as Gina is the most expendable member of the cast I expect that accounts for at least a third of her over-egged hostility towards Jenn.

Jenn’s sleazy boyfriend Ryan sports a surprised masturbator look at all times. How can you trust someone with that facial expression? I guess if you’re broke and have a litter of kids this is the best you can hope for.

r76 I can't believe Gina is still on this show. She still doesn't fit in. Her hair and her fashions remain tragic. She's not witty or amusing. Her accent is rough on the ears. Whenever she thinks she's delivering a great scene it falls flat.

Gina is a great foil.

The thing I like about Gina is that she's stopped "trying" to be an OC example of a real housewife. She's not opening a failed gym or yoga studio or schlocking vodka or wines. She's content with just being who she is...although this Travis storyline is snoozeville. Let's hope her children grow up to be like my little angels and give good screentime.

They should have brought Vicki back this year full time to shriek at Tamra and Alexis.

I don’t know, R80, a listless turn as a real estate agent is very “OC real housewife” career storyline to me.

The OC cast vibe is very okie and midwestern overall, but I enjoy the “fish out of water” east coast energy that Dubrow and Gina bring - with Dubrow as the insufferable Westchester Gallant to Gina’s woebegone Nassau County Goofus.

R82. And's that's your OPINIONNNNN!

I JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO BRING ME A CASSEROLE!

For all her martyred “I dreamed a dream in time gone by” dramatics (or perhaps because of them?) Shannon is almost Trumpian in how Teflon-coated she is on the show. No matter how (hilariously) exhausting she is with the endless self-inflicted chaos and bullshit she brings, she always wiggles off the hook mid-season and another cast member ends up being the ultimate asshole by the finale. I love her.

After all of these failed businesses I would love to know where Tamra and Eddie get their money.

Say what you will about Gina, but she's got some very funny observations about the whole OC experience.

Like at Heather's over-the-top brunch, when Gina said, "One thing you should know when you go to one of Heather Dubrow's parties - you're expected to work."

I think the only business Tamra had that has folded was the gym, which had a respectable ten year run?

Her CBD business is still chugging along, she’s got her housewives podcast with Teddi, and while I’m sure he housewives salary is down significantly from what is was before she got fired, I’ll bet it’s still north of $350k.

Guttersnipe though she may be, I think Tamra is pretty level-headed about finances and she isn’t “lifestyle” proud and retrenches and downsizes when she has to.

[quote] Alexis Bellino Says She and John Janssen Are "Meant to Be" During Romantic Trip in England

Alexis Bellino is so in love with her boyfriend, John Jannsen. The Real Housewives of Orange County friend has only been dating "her man" since November 2023, but they are absolutely smitten with one another. "We tried to fight the feelings," Alexis explained during the RHOC Season 18 premiere, as seen in the video above. "After week two, John and I knew that was it....unfortunately, your heart wants what it wants, and here we are."

These feelings could not be more apparent in Alexis' latest Instagram photo as she cozied up next to her boyfriend while on a trip across the pond to England.

"The couples who are 'meant to be' are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before," Alexis quoted in the caption of her post, adding "go ahead and try" "just wasting your time" and noting that they're "unstoppable" together.

During a July 2 interview with The Daily Dish, Alexis teased that an engagement to John is "around the corner."

"Honestly, I think he's trying to throw me off," she explained. "I know it's coming because we did go ring shopping together. So it's definitely around the corner. That could be tomorrow. It could be six months from now. I honestly don't know because he is throwing a lot of little things in my direction."

One thing is for sure — when they do get engaged, the world will know. "I think he's just trying to keep me confused," she said. "So I don't know...I mean, America will know when it happens. We won't be quiet about it."

Although their engagement is imminent, Alexis and John have not permanently moved in together. However, they have gone on vacation together with their kids, slowly blending their families.

During a June 14 episode of the Two Ts in a Pod podcast, Alexis said that they are cohabitating with one another and getting there, eventually. "We do stay together almost seven nights a week now," she revealed.

I can't wait until the ugliness about John Janssen (and I don't mean his visage, although that is ugly too) comes out later this season. He strikes me as low-key abusive.

Alexis made the oddest statement last night. The English language should press charges against her for this assault:

“So any storm that Beador wants to create. Find a new tornado. Period.”

R91. Good Lord!

Alexis Bellino is “ugh, this bitch” distilled down to its purest essence. Gina and Emily have already clocked that there is no way the audience is going to be even a little bit on her side about anything in this situation and have beelined straight over to Shannon to be her magnanimous friends. It’ll be funny to see who ends up going down with the ship on the S.S. Jesus Jugs - Heather or Tamra.

LOL @ SS Jesus Jugs

Shannon actually looked way better than Jesus Jugs did at Heather's party.

When JJ said that Shannon was old enough to be her mother, she should have quickly replied that she is, and John is old enough to be her father.

Of course she made a point to say that she wants to handle it like a good christian- I can't stand these phony evangelicals.

Dear Lord! Shannon is old enough to be JJ's mom?! Well then JJ looks terrible!

JJ is 47, our Shannon is 60. JJ is an ignorant, hateful cunt.

Is the "Rosie" character commenting above, supposed to take the place of Kelly Dodd?

If so, please bring back Kelly and her emojis.

John Janssen is only 47?

Yikes.

R99. Easy mistake. I was referring to Jesus Jugs as JJ. I'll do better next time...

r86 Tamra's podcast with Teddi is hugely successful..."Two T's in a Pod" . Probably generates more income than her Housewives salary.

R101. Honestly, Tamra is the best thing ever to happen to Teddi M. One of the worst housewives ever becomes part of the Bravo podcast universe while charging thousands to women for 500 calorie a day receipes.

Johnny J is 61! He just likes a woman who is younger and more beautiful!

I like Katie! She's stunning and her family seems normal.

Johnny J is the Harry Dubin of OC. What's his appeal? Those tiny eyes of his are profoundly disturbing to me.

I'm guessing there's a very small pool of eligible bachelors in the Orange County--Slade Smiley, David Beador, Brooks, etc. are all such sleazeballs.

I second the love for Katie. She's obviously going to be the normal hw every show needs. She's very funny, friends with Sutton and she doesn't like Heather. What's not to love?

[quote] I like Katie! She's stunning and her family seems normal.

DEI.

She doesn't fit in with the other women.

She's just there.... because.

fuck I hate jesus jugs. she's so tacky, even for orange county. Just all 'my man my man' like a teenager. gross. and that hair.

Alexis cannot be that picky. I mean look at her ex Jim. He looked like a sleazier version of Guy Fieri.

THAT BIG TIITED CUNT IS A DUMB🍑!

SHE THINKS SHE WON A FUCKING 🏆BY 🥷ING THAT 🥃🍸🥂🚬 FROM THE 😭🐮!

HE HAS A FUCKING 💉🍆 AND HE DOESN’T HAVE 💵! CONGRATULATIONS YOU STUPID BITCH!

You don't know why they hired Katie, R106, but of course you went right to the "Oh, she's just a DEI hire" bullshit. So minorities aren't even qualified enough to be on a reality tv show without accusations of being chosen mainly or only due to their race/ethnicity? Pretty pathetic that we can't have a damn thread on a reality show anymore without a little racism and race-baiting thrown in.

r104 Gina has stated that Johnny J has a thick, veiny donkey dick. Therein lies his mystique.

R111. God, I just vomited a little.

r104 he looks like, as a preemie, he was taken out of the incubator about a week too early.

I love how they did a flashback to his crowded and discolored teeth pre-vaneers

How does Gina know the beedy-eyed homo has a big cock? I mean is Shannon the judge here because I am guessing she has seen very few cocks.

I question this woman’s judgment

R116. Between Yoga Jen, Dr. Jen, and Noella, the last three "new" full time housewives aren't a real brain trust are they?

I knew John Janssen was trouble almost immediately.

I'm sorry they brought Yoga Jen back. How can you have kids and be that irresponsible about where they're going to live. And how humiliated they must have felt getting evicted and moving yet again. She doesn't seem to have a care in the world. I'd love to know why Jen's ex no longer works for her dad.

I am looking forward to the fallout when Ryan’s role as an FBI informant is revealed. Tamra will pretend to have ethics and will be APPALLED.

That said, I think Noella should have had another season. She was an agent of chaos who Heather despised. I would have enjoyed watching Tamra and Shannon use Noella to drive Heather nuts.

I meed Kelly Dodd to troll Vicki, Tamra, Heather and Shannon on my TV again

R120 Ryan is an FBI informant?

What I wrote is incorrect . Ryan testified against the interpreter of Shohei Ohtani, that Japanese player for the LA Dodgers.

He denies being a bookie. The show had finished filming when this happened but quickly started filming again.

Jen is going to end up living in her parent’s house in Oklahoma.

R123 Ryan is definitely a bookie.

"What does Ryan do?"

"Nothing right now."

Jen, you fucking fool.

Run back to Oklahoma. Now.

What I don't get is Jen's lifestyle was funded by her ex. Her ex got his money by working for Jen's family. He no longer works for them. Why can't Jen just get the money from Daddy?

I think he did, R126. Jen said on WWHL last week that her dad paid “most of” the $24K of back rent she owed.

Jeana Keough is now wading into the Shannon/Jon/Tamra mess.

[quote]Jeana Keough Accuses John Janssen of Cheating on Shannon Beador

r128 ... with Eddie?

These menopausal grannies are all so busted. They do a great job of hiding their canes and walkers, though.

r130 = Noella Bergener

Gina seemed happier with the guy who slapped her around. Travis deserves better.

Travis’ not-quite ex-wife has been on social media implying that he refuses to get a job or finalize the divorce because he’s getting alimony/ support from her.

I can’t stand Gina.

GINA HAS A FUCKING JOB BECAUSE SHE HAS 🎞️OF ANDY COHEN DRESSED LIKE A 👼AND GETTING SPANKED BY KELLY RIPA’S HUSBAND!

THAT ✝️👀✡️ IS A SICK FUCK!

That bobbleheaded big titted blonde bitch has now the adopted as Shannon? What a fucking weirdo.

I thought this was a classy TV show!

Shannon is starring on a Peacock spinoff, a Housewives dating show also starring LuAnn, Gizelle (from Potomac) and Ashley (also from Potomac).

If Tamra had heard about this first, she would have divorced that queen she’s married to.

Whatever happened to Emily's daughter's modeling career? That was half of Emily's storyline last year.

R139. Didn't you see her in my BOUGIE KIDS fashion show last week? And the week before that. And the week before that!

R140. Love and light, bitch!

r139 they decided to go with the I lost weight but people still think I am fat storyline.

Emily’s marriage is still so bizarre to me. I can’t imagine those two ever having had sex. My brain just can’t register it.

Imagine a chihuahua mounting a Great Dane r143

It was nice to see Vicky in last night's episode.

Not if you were one of the elders she abused.

or anyone with eyes. or ears.

Oh, so now you’re all concerned about elder abuse?

I want Vicki and Kelly back, I love the unhinged way they fight with each other.

I love Kelly Dodd. She’s probably the most underrated housewife, if not reality star ever. She creates great TV. Progressive Lib Cohen needs to let her MAGA ass come back on the show.

I hope R135 is true

Heather has no shame.

Calling the paps to accompany her to Disneyland, then swearing on her kids' lives it isn't true.

Is anyone else as sick as I am of Heather constantly reminding everyone how filthy rich she is every week?

"Can you see our house from up here in our penthouse apartment, Terry?"

"This 5,000 square foot penthouse apartment is just too small for us."

Puke-o-rama

I don’t Kelly is MAGA, just really stupid. She said on some podcast that she didn’t vote in 2016 or 2020 and that the last time she voted was for Obama in 2008 (it was on a podcast).

She fights like the meanest 12 year old you’ve ever encountered. I love how she gets under Heather’s skin and drives her nuts.

Heather makes a lot more sense when her mother shows up and starts calling her out on shit. She REALLY gets under Heather’s skin and you can see where a lot of this flagrant need to brag and flaunt her wealth comes from. She’s trying to get mommy’s love and attention.

Terry isn't aging well. He looks sickly.

When Shannon hears about this she’s going to take another late night drive with Archie.

Why are they acting like this guy is a prize pig? He runs an insurance office in TUSTIN. He looks like a flat footed MOUTH BREATHER. He is a Michigan 5 on a good day. I dont like pasty face bad teeth John Jansen

He’s a man, Alexis. From Tustin for gods sakes. He lives in a townhouse apartment.

Johnny J just SCREAMS Bossy Bottom.

JOHN JANSSEN IS A 🚬 WITH A 💉🍆!

HE HAS 🥃🍆 SO HE CAN’T GIVE ANYONE AN 🅾️!

AND HE DOESN’T HAVE 💵, SLADE FUCKING SMILEY HAS MORE 💰!

THESE DUMB CUNTS FIGHT OVER HIM LIKE HE’S A 🏆🐷! RAISE YOUR STANDARDS YOU STUPID 🐮S!

He does, Eddie, he does! John Jannsen looks super prissy and fussy.

Gina was sick and tired of Travis' chode.

r30 yes and Sutton too

shannon pleez lemme finger dat twat

Hey! Ho! Let meez a tell youz fuckin gay boiz a sumthin’s, my fuckin smallest strap-on is 6 inches bigga than that fuckin ugly sissy John Jannsseeens little fuckin dick. I knows how’s to thrust and lick like a fuckin Saint Bernard going after a dropped ice cream cone on the floor of a fuckin spaceship! Hey! Ho! Zing! Badda-bing! Ho! I’d make Shannon’s beautiful, alcoholic twat wetter and stickier than the fuckin La Brea tar pits in the middles of July! I’d make her cum faster and harder than a group of fuckin Orange County bums fighting over a bag of McDonald’s that someone threws out da window! Hey! Ho!

TAMPON🐀 UR HUSBAND IS A HUGE 🧚‍♀️

I’m picturing Rosie in a Stanley Kowalski wife beater outside Shannon’s house, screaming her name.

A Shannon/Rosie romance would be amazing.

Shannon has reached the stage of life, after having been mistreated by a long line of straight men, that she's finally ready to settle down with a sweet, non-threatening gay guy, a la Vivian Vance.

R169. Take away the sweet and non threatening part and you've got Johnny J.

Wrong r169! She needs a big strapping lesbian to protect her from Tamra Judge!

[quote] 'RHOC' Vicki Gunvalson Unbothered In Spain Amid Elder Abuse Lawsuit

Vicki Gunvalson is cooling off all the steam in Spain amid alleged fraud controversy!

The reality star touched down in Spain with her family and has been sharing non-stop updates about her adventure despite pending allegations of fraud and financial abuse.

The 62-year-old flooded her Instagram Stories with pictures from her Spain getaway with boyfriend Michael Smith and son Michael Wolfsmith.

Gunvalson looked relaxed and stylish in her black top and jean shorts ensemble, complete with a brown cross-body purse, a big hat, and shades for the blazing Spanish sun.

The mother of two posed with her partner, who looked handsome in shorts and a green T-shirt, sunglasses, and a white face cap.

She then shared three more slides featuring pictures of herself and her son at different locations in Barcelona, with the gorgeous blue skies of Spain as a worthy backdrop.

Gunvalson's mini family vacay is the latest development in the reality star's life after debunking every claim of fraud and elder financial abuse leveled against her in a fresh lawsuit.

The Blast recently noted that Gunvalson's lawyers have expressed their intentions to prove their client's innocence in the fraud lawsuit and clear her name for good.

The 62-year-old was described as a well-respected and experienced insurance broker who has helped more than "7,000 clients" make the right financial decisions over the past three decades.

Her team added that she duly respected the plaintiff's direction in placing the insurance products requested regarding the "annuities and the life insurance policy."

The insurance broker's lawyers emphasized that she did not breach any fiduciary duty or engage in any conduct that could be tagged as financial elder abuse or fraud.

They also mentioned that she remained committed to maintaining high standards and transparency in her financial dealings. The legal team concluded their statement by promising to defend her reputation and expressing outrage at the false allegation.

Vicki looks closer to 72.

Vicki stole my life’s savings and helped my daughter toss me down the stairs!

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM, YOU OLD CUNT! YOU WERE IN MY FUCKING WAY AND I AM NOT WAITING FOR AN 👵TO STEP ASIDE!

I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE 🤫💁‍♀️TO HECKLE THAT 🐮SHANNON AND THAT 👺HEATHER AND YOU WERE STANDING IN MY WAY!

NEXT TIME MOVE BITCH!

BUT THAT 🐷VICKI DEFINITELY STOLE YOUR 💰! SHE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL! MAYBE TAMRA CAN TEACH HER TO 👅🐱FOR CIGARETTE 💴!

Does Michael Wolfsmith "ping" for anybody else or is it just me?

He’s OC straight, Eddie; the straight men all seem a little gay there.

Bravo will not be happy until Shannon has a nervous breakdown on camera. But we need to know what kind of dirt she has on Johnny J and if it involves mansex.

THAT 🐮CAUGHT THAT 🚬JOHN WEARING HER SIZE 16 👙WHILE 👅SLADE FUCKING SMILEY OFF , WHILE THAT 🚬EDDIE ATE SLADE’S 🍑!

SHANNON TOLD TAM🐀, AND THAT CUNT GOT PISSED !

SHE DOESN’T WANT THAT 🐮TELLING EVERYONE SHE MARRIED A 🚬!

Next season, Jen will be rendered homeless by Ryan’s imprisonment.

Vicki should then offer to take her family in. Vicki could then offer Jen a job as a trainee insurance agent-and then the wheels come off the bus. Vicki would TERRORIZE poor Jen.

#PROMISED!

When Ryan and Jenn packed for their Vegas getaway, Ryan had a boner-killing Rolex baseball cap. I can't imagine anything douchier. Like so many on this show and in the OC in general, his "wealth" just seems all smoke & mirrors.

If Jenn can't pull this mess out of the water she'll be living in subsidized housing in Santa Ana.

I look forward to the look of disgust and horror on Heather and Shannon’s faces when they walk into Jen’s post Ryan 1 bedroom apartment.

Tamra is a fucking cunt and she is on the wrong side of this fight between Alexis and Shannon..

I love how Jen can't pay her bills, sticks her father with her rent, uproots her kids then packs up and goes on vacation.

Tamrat thinks she is on the right side. She thinks Shannon is an alki which she may be. So Tamrat says "I am not going to stand by and say nothing until you drive drunk and kill someone." A lot over dramatic coming fro the woman who got Gretchen drunk and tried to get her rape face son to fuck her in her bathroom while miced so she could ruin her marriage. Oh wait that is right she found Jesus. She is all better now,

It seems like Tamra/Alexis/Heather were expecting Shannon to fall into her typical behavioral patterns-crying; hysteria; depressed demeanor. Instead , so far she’s holding it together. Those three are going to look like real assholes if Shannon manages to stay at this setting for the rest of the season.

Shannon was smart to befriend Katie and Jen, and to make amends with Gina and Emily-those two have always wanted approval from the more senior members of the cast.

Tamra was doing way too much calling Shannon an alcoholic in that restaurant. That's a one on one conversation, if you actually care about the person.

r178 "That's my Johnny J."

Tammy Sue earns her Bravo paycheck by overreacting and being a cunt.

I'm usually team Shannon but I don't believe Johnny J would gift anyone that amount of money. Especially when, according to Shannon, he's cheap and she paid for everything. She should have just paid him back in the first place.

She should get a refund back on that facelift...

SHANNON SPENT ALL HER 💰💵💸 ON 🥃🍸🍹AND SIZE 20 👚ES!

THAT IS ONE FAT 🐮!

HER CHIN WAS SAGGING AND SMACKING AGAINST HER TITS, AND HER TITS WERE SAGGING OVER HER GUNT! SHE LOOKED 🤰!

THAT 🚬 CASHED OUT HIS 401K TO PAY FOR IT, THE 🐮WOULDN’T STOP CRYING THAT SHE LOOKED LIKE A 🐷!

I’m so intrigued by our resident Kelly Dodd poster.

HE’S A FUCKING 👴🚬WHO NEEDS A FUCKING LIFE R196!

Shannon is being coached to be the OG when they dump Tammy.

Hearing Alexis get all religious is hilarious considering her very un-Christian like behavior towards Shannon. Please let her be gone after this season. Johnny J will surely dump her after that.

The woman with the house in La Quinta - is that the dykey one who was a Housewife for one season a few year ago who lived on the beach?

She looks familiar.

Does anybody really believe that Gina, a rookie realtor in Orange County, would get a listing for a nearly $9 million mansion in La Quinta.

Puhleez.

Drunk Shannon: "Hey, Emily, let me tell you the shitty things Gina said about you."

Emily: "Gina, I am so pissed off at you!"

Drunk Shannon: "Gee, I didn't intend to cause any trouble by what I said (glug glug)."

R199. I think she was one of those cast additions that didn't work so they edited her out of the season as much as they could.

R200 $9M in CA is like $200k in Kansas

R202 Was it the dykey one, or am I thinking of someone else?

"My children were TRAUMATIZED by reports that I called the paparazzi in Disneyland! I had to fly to my lesbian daughter's bedside and hold her due to the paralyzing anxiety she experienced!"

Dramatic much, Heather?

I hate Heather, and not in a hate watch way, like a fast forward, turn away, turn it off kind of way. I want them to move Heather to the RH of Beverly Hills for one season just so that we can watch Kathy Hilton come out of her doddering granny routine to dress Heather down.

HEATHER IS A FUCKING 🪓FACED CUNT! OF COURSE SHE CALLED THE FUCKING PAPS TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER AND THAT MELTED 🕯️FACED HUSBAND OF HERS!

THE BIG TITTED ✝️CUNT IS A FUCKING 🍑🕳️! IF I HAD BEEN IN THAT FUCKING 🛻LISTENING TO HER GO ON ABOUT THAT 🥃🍸🍹🚬,I WOULD HAVE THROWN HER OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW!

NO WONDER SHE’S FRIENDS WITH TAM🐀, THEY’RE BOTH CUNTS PRETENDING TO FUCK 🚬S!

EMILY STILL LOOKS LIKE A 🦍AFTER LOSING 200 LBS! AND THAT BROKE BITCH GINA IS NOT SELLING THAT 🏠, THAT WEIRD DYKE JUST WANTED BACK ON THE FUCKING SHOW!

What is the purpose of Alexis being back on the show?

Watching her gush about all the great Christian sex she has with giant forehead-ed John Janssen episode after episode isn't exactly compelling TV.

The purpose is to put Shannon in a straitjacket and have her taken to the nuthatch on camera, r208.

Thankfully, Shannon's not taking the bait.

R210 Shannon's been melting down quite frequently about it.

What if our DL Kelly Dodd is actually Kelly Dodd?

I predict a new book from Heather's lesbian daughter: "How I Overcame Trauma Related to False Disneyland Paparazzi Reports."

Heather will host a book launch party, invite all the ladies, and require them to write down on stationary beautifully watermarked with an image of the book's cover which passage of the book was their favorite and why. Each Housewife will then be required to stand up and share with the group what they wrote down.

After that, Heather will escort the ladies to her backyard barbecue pit and make each Housewife burn one accessory they're wearing to symbolize the purging of hateful, bullying comments that result in paralyzing anxiety for so many young collegiate lesbians today.

R212 in either case she should do an AMA. I want to ask her about her sex life with that horrible MAGAt Rick Leventhal.

MY 🔥✡️HUSBAND HAS A BIG 🍆HE STICKS IN ME THREE TIMES A DAY! I HAVE TO DO KEGELS 24/7 OR MY 🐱WOULD BE AS STRETCHED OUT AS ONE OF SHANNON’S 👚S!

I love Emily. One thing OC has that the other shows lack is humor. Emily and Shane are responsible for most of that humor. They also seem like genuinely good people

r216 Emily and Shane are Qanon Trumpers. They are terrible people.

Who on RHOC ISN'T MAGA is the better question.

Tamrat? Heather? Anyone else?

Tamra and Heather aren’t MAGA. Meghan King is a Democrat (and an ex-Biden in law).

I have a hard time seeing Shannon as MAGA (unlike her POS ex husband). She seems like a George Bush Republican to me. I can’t imagine her finding his behavior acceptable. The push/pull in Shannon between being outrageous like Vicki, and being a prim and proper matron, is very interesting.

If Alexis is MAGA, she’s an even bigger asshole than imagined, considering she has a trans child she loves to loudly support on social media.

Gina and Jen seem too stupid to vote.

I haven't watched the latest episode yet, but in reference to the La Quinta dyke, there's been so many recently. Are we talking Bronwynn, aka Boring-wynn, or the cult princess Elizabeth Lyn Vargas?

R220. Lez Vargas

R221. She's not a lezbo. She just chose to have a celibate relationship with that gayling, Ryan.

R222 She sure gives off a lez vibe.

SHE TRIED TO 🤿HEAD FIRST INTO SHANNON’S 🐱WHEN SHE WAS ON THE SHOW BUT COULDN’T FIND IT THROUGH THE FAT!

This week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County is brought to you by Twizzlers.

Twizzlers, the snack you can have in the truck, even though your husband tells you not to eat in it.

Although it may be inhumane, fans love watching Shannon be tortured. She’s so clueless and grandiose that she deserves to be busted.

r226 = David Beador

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but the only time I find Shannon watchable or entertaining is when she’s unraveling from being attacked by one or more of the other trashy women.

I wouldn't even let these wives into my 'house'.

This of course is the gold standard r228

Have they ever had a season where Shannon was normal? She reads 100% as a nervous, needy alcoholic.

Bravo repeated episodes with Meaghan King yesterday and, I gotta say, she delivered. I would love to see her come back.

To me this is Shannon’s most stable season. Which is telling

I think crashing her car into someone's home and facing possible jail time for a DUI all because of that asshole Johnny J was the wake up call Shannon needed. Although I do wonder why she still drinks. It's not a good look after all that's happened.

R232. Yes! Who would have thought that she of all people would be the one to take Vicki down...

Whatever happened to Shannon's frozen food line?

Did that go belly up?

What Real Housewives product line has EVER been successful?

Skinnygirl?

Meg King was a bitch on wheels.

Two of the most successful Housewife product lines are from Potomac, of all places.

Gizelle Bryant had a beauty line , Everhue, that was sold in Target for several years. It shut down during covid. Karen Huger’s perfume is sold at Bloomingdales.

R239 Sorry, this item is currently unavailable.

Well it DID sell at Bloomingdales.

My perfume is currently for sale at the Walmart in Surry County.

It’s not a product line per se, but Luann’s cabaret act has proven to have a shockingly successful life after her tenure as a regular cast member and the whole thing has a more coherent “brand” than Skinnygirl, which in addition to feeling excruciatingly tied to aughts diet culture also quickly devolved into Bethenny manically grasping at straws through random ass licensing agreements.

R243 well Skinnygirl definitely made $100 million which is $99,873,482 more than Lush Lulu’s cab act has made.

WHO WOULD BUY DIET 🍝FROM A FAT 🐮?’

WHAT’S NEXT, FINANCIAL PLANNING FROM THE OKLAHOMA CUNT? A BOOM ON HOW TO MARRY A STRAIGHT MAN FROM TAM🐀? A TRIVIA GAME FROM THE BIG TITTED ✝️ BITCH?

THESE CUNTS SHOULD STICK WITH WHAT THEY KNOW, SCREAMING, 😭, AND 🍸🍹🥃!

Kelly “POZ?” 🤷🏼‍♀️Dodd should stick to the Choo-choo trains she’s used to, and stop trying to get back on the show. You’re over, loser. I’m prettier! 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I MISSPELLED 📕! THE STUPIDITY OF THESE CUNTS IS 😷!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 🚬S!

FUCK OFF TAM🐀!

I THINK YOU CONFUSED ME WITH YOUR 🚬 HUSBAND! I KNOW WE ARE BOTH 🇲🇽, BUT I HAVE BIGGER TITS AND A TIGHTER 🐱!

WHERE IS HE ANYWAY, CUNT? PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER AT A 🇺🇸🕳️ AGAIN?

Karen Huger's website-

Utterly Tragic.

Is La Damned discuntinued?

R249 looks like she’s selling the remaining inventory

I love Karen. Shady as shit and probably 75% of her life is fake but she's hilarious and seems like a decent person.

Agreed- Every word!

La Grande Dump!

I beg your pardon R237 ? She by Sheree has been WILDLY successful.

R254. Hmm. A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.

What is in this footage Alexis supposedly has of Shannon? Unless she’s using the n-word or calling someone a fag I can’t see how it will “destroy” her.

R256 Yeah, we've already seen the footage of Shannon being a drunken mess after she crashed her car into a house.

What else could there be?

Just please, God, don't let there be nudes.

Broke-ass Jen's sons are HOT in that beach photo. Please, please, please...I'll pay your mom's rent if you pound it forward.

To all you fat fraus in the fly over states, Big Bear is not a thing. It's actually comical that Tamrat and Little Edie are touting that haven of white trash and meth.

Tammy Sue was on WWHL the other night and her face was pulled way too tight. She looked like Jim Carrey in The Mask. She's so friggin obnoxious. And her trashy daughter made an appearance.

R260. Her confessionals on the last episode are scary. In the sleeveless tuxedo dress her body looks like a burned polish sausage.

The videos are probably Damaged Shannon flying into drunken rages.

"THIS ISNT MY FUCKING CAR, YOU BITCH'"

Johnny J allegedly has Ring videos of drunk and scary Shannon. What a guy. That Alexis is one lucky Christian.

Johnny J is a creep.

R264 I doubt Johnny has anything on Ring video that we haven't already seen drunk Shannon do on TV.

Tamrat said Eddie wants to live full time in Big Bear, but Tamrat wants to commute between OC and BB. Hmm Big Bear is aka BIG BARE where homo woodsman go to fuck. Like Thom Bierdz. Wonder if Eddie is spreading it for Thom? And what the hell does he do for a living?

The backlash has begun.

I suspect a lot of it is manufactured. If Shannon has cancelled checks, credit card receipts for things she paid for like a 10K trip for John's daughter then just do a quid pro quo, You want payment for this? I want payment for this. I'm not sure I understand how Shannon did not have 75K for a face lift or even go on botched with Terry and get it for free.

I’ll bet John told her the facelift money was a loan. It’s not his fault that Insecure Shannon frequently gave him gifts.

Johnny J is a big old queen.

This is a case right out of Judge Judy.

"It was a gift!"

"No, it was a loan!"

You ate the steak, Shannon!

Shannon and Johnny J would be hilarious on Judge Judy.

The beady eyed homosexual’s witnesses, Alexis and Tamra, would be thrown out of court for heckling Shannon.

Shannon’s witnesses, Vicki and Kelly Dodd, would be thrown out for doing the same thing to the beady eyed homosexual.

Since she is 60, I wonder if Bravo will continue to humiliate Shannon for much longer. Maybe for as long as she will take the abuse.

THE 😭 🐮❤️S A 🦵IN THE CUNT!

IF SHE ISN’T GETTING 💩ON SHE ISN’T 😀!

WHY DO YOU THINK I ABUSE HER, SHE LOVES IT!

Shannon should sue Bravo for elder abuse and harassment. There are laws that protect people over 40. She would probably get a big settlement. (Except she signed away all her rights).

R277. Don't give Bethenny any ideas for a new reckoning...

[quote]Shannon should sue Bravo for elder abuse and harassment.

r277 = Meghan King

🤮

R280. Where's Lemonade Boy?

R281. Sucking your ex husband's lemons

I suspect Tamara dumped Shannon as a friend because she thought her DUI crash was going to make her look bad if she stuck by her, Shannon came out of it just fine but it was too late. Tamrat had already trashed Shannon. So Tamrat got Alexis on the show as a Friend of..with Heather's help knowing full well she was dating Johnny J. It's funny her embracing John, when she was always against Brooks with Vicki. She kept saying "Eddie likes him and he was always a gentleman to me," and "only Gina had a problem with him and that was because of Shannon." There is zero reason to make the 75K load / gift saga public unless it is to embarrass Shannon. Same goes for the "we have so much ring camera footage that if it got out it would destroy Shannon." Why even put that out there? I hate Trump loving Emily but I agree you cannot say I want to be friends with Shannon and in the same sentence threaten to destroy her life.

R282. Well, good. Because I never did.

Interesting that late tomorrow night Bravo will be repeating the 'let's get Gretchen drunk and let Rapey Eyes loose' episode. Not Tammy Sue's finest moment.

Vulture declares Jesus Jugs a flop.

Tamra is going to give Shannon at this reunion the groveling apology she had to give Heather and Jen at last season’s reunion.

Alexis is forever a trashy high school sophomore from Missouri who thinks she’s it because she has a 24 year old boyfriend who has a job at the GM dealership and was on the football team when they went to state semi-finals. She’s objectively awful, but I think she’s a perfect secondary player for trashy OC!

Shannon should send her and Tamra a basket of Dr. Moon’s do-at-home enemas for all the audience goodwill and continued relevance they are creating for her!

Should have brought back Peggy Tanous.

R288. No! They bring back Peggy Sulahian!

Spot on description of Alexis, R287. The old boyfriend description is hilarious! He'll be telling anyone who listens about his football prowess, but internally lamenting the failure to win the state championship for decades.

THE ONLY ONE OF THOSE TWATS THAT NEEDS TO COME BACK IS ME, THE REAL FUCKING ⭐️OF THIS SHOW!

IF THEY WANTED TO DRIVE THE 🐮🤪, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIRED BACK! I KNOW HOW TO PUSH THAT BITCH’S BUTTONS! BUT THAT FUCKING 🪓 FACED 🍑🕳️ WON’T ALLOW IT!

THE ✝️👀👸DOES AS HE IS TOLD WHEN IT COMES TO 🪓FACE, BECAUSE HE WANTS HER 🧊🥚S!

R288/R289 They need to institute a ban on any more Peggy's joining the RHOC cast. They've struck out twice with one-season wonders.

R292. I be abailable...you wan' a new billain? Here I em...

Bring back Quinn Fry!

So Shannon almost mowed down the beady eyed homosexual’s daughter, and that’s why he hates her, and he has Ring footage of this? I thought she hit someone else’s house not his. She also offered to settle and give him the $75k but he refused to sign an NDA.

This is messy af.

R294- My first hearty laugh of the day.

I always called her QUIM Fries.

What an old horny lump!

R294/R296. And what about me? I was the sexiest thing on that season...

Quinn was the saddest cringiest thing on this show. She had a gay son didn’t she?

Beating up on Shannon emotionally is the arc of the season. She just lies there and takes it.

I TOLD YOU THAT 🐮LOVES TO GET 🦵ED RIGHT IN THE CUNT, R299, YOU DUMB 🚬!

As much as I love Kelly Dodd stopping by, I sure do miss Rosie.

Rosie? Will you share some insights on your beloved, Sharon?

Sorry, Shannon.

Dat fuckin’ broad is crazy, crying over some fuckin’ queer asshole.

Shan needs me to dive into her cunt headfirst! I’d eat her until her fuckin’ head caved in! It might calm her crazy, cryin’ ass!

Call be back Shan or I swear to fuckin’ God I will break your fuckin’ door down! You know you want my tongue on your clit!

Alexis is trying way too hard to be interesting. But she's not. She never was. She's a moron. And she needs to leave God's name out of her mouth.

Did anyone else notice Emily's horrific cottage cheese thighs when she was playing pickleball with Gina the Hunchback?

R304. OMG. I think I blocked them out until just now. Eek

Does Ryan own any clothing that doesn't look like it was purchased at D-Bags R Us?

He is not just a spoksperson- he's a member!

R304 The Cameraman should have left that part on the cutting room floor. Not an angle we wanted or needed to see.

R308 Someone on the crew must hate Emily.

Tamrat's Big Bear house looks like a trash heap.

R310. Hey! We like it!

Hey! Ho! Whoza dis fuqqin lyin qunt whoz tryins to impersonate meez? R302 Shanni, baby don’t listen to dat fuqqin creep! Probably some fuckin tranz man trying to rappe youz up da azz! Hey! Hooo! No! Deyz a fuckkin liarz! I’m de only Rosie you need. You don’t need da fakez or even Rosie O’Donnell, you just need Cousin Rosie! I’llz takes care of yaaz, baby! I’ll suck your little pink fuckin clit until yoz eyez pops right out ya fuckin head and ya spray a little pee on my face! Hey! Ho!

Vicki is attacking Jesus Jugs’ unemployed ass.

WHY SHOULD I WORK? I HAVE JOHNNY J TO PAY MY WAY. HIS MILLIONS AND BIG COCK KEEP THESE HOLY JUGS A ROLLIN!

WHY WHY WHY!!!! TAKE HER DEATH!!!

R315 Doesn't Vicki always have something every year that nearly dies from?

Promises. Promises.

When she dies, I want Victoria buried in a FAMILY VAN.

R316 a couple of years ago she practically died getting impaled by Detective Steve Lodge's massive nightstick! But then she found out he was also giving it to a much more desirable woman at - insult to injury - Vicki's Mexico condo.

But then she put down her LV bag and went back to work.

[quote]When she dies, I want Victoria buried in a FAMILY VAN.

That bitch would come back to life shrieking before ever being placed in a lowly family van. Those are for peasants, not the founder and CEO of Coto Insurance.

🐷WILL DIE LIKE EVERY OTHER 🐷DIES. WITH AN 🍎IN HER MOUTH ON A 🔥PIT TO BE EATEN BY HAWAIIANS.

THAT🐷 WASN’T 😷!

SHE GOT HER TITS DONE AND THE 👨‍⚕️FUCKED THEM UP!

THEY’RE ▪️LIKE DANIELLE STAUBS!

SHE’S BEGGING THAT 🪓WOUND HEATHER FOR HELP! SHE WANTS 🪓WOUND TO GET HER MELTED 🕯️FACE HUSBAND TERRY TO GIVE HER A TIT JOB FOR FREE ON BOTCHED!

WHAT A DUMB FUCKING CUNT! 90 YEAR OLDS DON’T HAVE FIRM TITS THAT SIT HIGH!

Kelly, that’s just so low and mean! Why do you always have to be so nasty? I’m not getting involved in this drama, but I really don’t appreciate you dragging Vicki into your fights. I’ve got my own life to focus on, and I don’t need this negativity. Please, just stop with the hateful comments!

R323. Can I finger you, Caroline?

FUCK OFF CAROLINE, YOU BOZO THE 🤡 LOOKING CUNT!

ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP IS PERMANENTLY ON 🧊BECAUSE OF YOU, STUPID BITCH! EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU GO ANYWHERE WITH BRANDI GLANVILLE SHE’S GONNA TRY TO GET HER 🖐️IN YOUR 🐱!

NEXT TIME PUT A FUCKING 🐁 TRAP IN THERE AND SHE WON’T DO IT AGAIN!

I WANTED TO GET 💩FACED IN A CARRIBEAN BEACH HOUSE WITH SONJA AND RAMONA! BUT TOU RUINED IT YOU DUMB BITCH!

Poor Shannon. This season is really torture porn. The new girlfriend in her face, litigation and threatening to show unflattering videos of her wasted. But she tells everyone she feels so loved. Get a grip.

She enjoys it r326. That woman finds comfort in being humiliated.

Agree - she is addicted to abuse and alcohol and doesn’t know it. She must have some terrible trauma she can’t deal with.

How long until Shannon falls off the wagon big time?

The production scheduled phone calls etc everything is getting so obvious. This entire franchise has jumped the shark. I passively watch a few but I’m not invested like I was when it was legit.

How long until she drives the wagon directly into The Quiet Woman, R329 ?

R331 are you Kelly Dodd?

This season is really starting to feel gross.

I’m rewatching season 13, the one with the Irish trip where Kelly burns the bus down. Amazing TV.

Kelly was phenomenal tv

The only HW show that manages to balance darkness with humor is SLC.

I loved when they went to the sushi restaurant in Kelly’s first season, and Kelly yelled at Shannon and called her a cunt at the table. They all gasped.

Then Meghan yelled at Kelly, “KELLY YOU CAN’T CALL HER A CUNT!”

Then Kelly called Tamra a dumb fuck. Heather then tried to tell Kelly to leave, pointing her bony finger in Kelly’s face, and Kelly dismissed her by saying, “what, you’re not the boss here.”

They gasped louder at Kelly’s dismissal of Heather than they did at Kelly calling Shannon a cunt.

These bitches were thrown off their game by her. Bring Kelly back and put her on Shannon’s side!

I cannot WAIT for SLC to return.

R338. I forgot SLC existed. It needs more appearances by Meredith's hot, smart, funny, and masculine son.

goddamed if pairing Kelly with Shannon isn't the best idea I have seen today.

🦅DON'T FLY WITH 🐖

R338- FOR ME NOW- SLC is PEAK HW.

Far and away- the best..

Who would have thought.

Salt Lake Fucking City!

Best cast by a mile too-

Vicki rushes from her deathbed to tell some gay podcaster about her brush with death. She can’t walk or remember thinks but she can do an interview.

Vicki and this queen have the same eyebrows.

Jesus Jugs and the Beady Eyed Homosexual are engaged!

Let me guess: next season Alexis will become buddies with Shannon after Johnny J dumps her.

Johnny J will sue her next.

Shannon is going to pull a Betty Broderick on them. I hope she wears her yellow reunion dress and the high ponytail when she does it.

They need that $75,000 from Shannon for the wedding.

Has Shannon been 5150'd yet?

R348 Ha! Perfect!

she seems nice

Wow...okay...wow. I have not been 5150'd I am perfectly sane and all right. It is John Jansen who is crazy. Crazy to let this fine piece of OC gash go and to take that bleached blonde bad-built body big titted bitch.

GOOD LUCK ✝️ CUNT BEING MARRIED TO THAT 🥃🍸🍹🚬!

IIF HE DISAPPEARS ON YOU FOR A FEW HOURS GO CHECK THE 🇺🇸🕳️ AT THE REST STOP OFF THE 5! HE’S IN THERE WITH HIS 👄WRAPPED AROUND SOME 🍆NEXT TO TAM🐀’S 🚬HUSBAND EDDIE!

Teddi sucked the life out of yet another episode. Why won't she just go away. At least the show was Alexis-free tonite.

I loathe Teddi, but “Welcome, Housewives….and Vicki” was hilarious.

In her bumbling fury she forgot to add her name- R352 is Shannon, if you could not tell-

I wonder how our resident lesbian poetress ROSIE PIERRI is feeling about all this?

Oh Rosie?

Hey Shan! Stop fuckin’ cryin’!

Fuck that queer and that broad with the big tits! I bet she doesn’t squirt with him like you do when I’m munchin’ your box!

Come lie down and let ol’Rosie take care of you, you’ll be fucking gushing like Old Faithful and you’ll forget all about that fuckin’ queer!

Is this Traitors mess indicative of the actual show? It all looks so stupid. And the Scottish cosplay. I can't.

Will you all just shut up?

I almost died! Again!

On her deathbed but running off to Puerto Vallarta.

R360...where she'll undoubtedly get bitten by a mosquito and almost die from West Nile virus.

R358. The producers of Traitors should sue. This was an abridged, sloppy version of Traitors.

R362. It's the same production company, basically.

Tamra is getting another facelift.

Is Tamra getting both faces lifted or just one?

One more and she will have a beard. Other than Eddie.

Jesus Jugs is claiming the beady eyed homosexual offered her money to NOT come back to the Housewives…because “it’s a toxic environment and our love is pure.” The bullshit that comes out of this woman’s mouth….

When are they filming the reunion?

Too much Heather tonite. Yuck. Poor Jen. How on earth is she going to survive on a meager $6,000 in alimony. Tamra needs to stop shoving her useless kid down our throats. We get it. Three out of four kids can tolerate you. Shannon is a hot mess but I do feel bad for her.

This show has been the ick of the summer.

WTF SHANNON???

DON’T GIVE THAT 🥃🍸🍹🚬 AND THAT BIG TITTED ✝️ BITCH ANY 💵!!! THEY’LL JUST GIVE IT TO THE 🪓 WOUND’S HUSBAND FOR MATCHING 👀AND TIT JOBS!

SO YOU TRIED TO RUN OVER HIS KID, WHO GIVES A FUCK?? OC COULD DO WITH ONE LESS BLONDE CUNT!

STOP FUCKING 😂AND DRAG HIS STUPID 🍑ASS!

Jesus Tamra is a fright with this procedure. She better hope her face has settled by reunion time.

Tamra looks like a burn victim. Her filming herself looking like shit, crying over Vicki, and saying “you won” … no words.

Tammy Sue Vieth Barney Judge and Vicki are just si exhausting. How can anyone believe they have or ever HAD a real friendship? They go from "amigas" to insults in minutes.

It’s because they have the maturity and insight of 7th grade children.

WTF DID TAM🐀 DO TO HER FUCKING FACE?? SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 👽!

HER 🚬HUSBAND DOESN’T GAF HOW OLD SHE LOOKS, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A 🍆!

Tamra must have been upset Shannon was getting attention so she had to up the ante with botching her face and filming herself as a monster for clicks. Once again, another low for Andy Cohen. His life’s work is degrading women.

R372 I love the hysterical tearless sobbing.

And the Emmy goes to...

Heather becomes more insufferable every season.

Does Heather have something in her contract that says Terry must appear in every episode? Give him a fucking orange already.

R372 Why does Tamra pronounce it "deesgusting?" Does she not know it's spelled "disgusting?"

All Housewives have an uncanny knack for mangling the English language as if it isn’t they’re native tongue.

Because Tamra is majorly uneducated.

Cyst and deceased r383!

R383 I went to the Glendale College of Beauty when I was a teen mom you bitch! Take it back!

R385 Tammy Sue actually graduated from my high school...granted it was a decade before me but at this school, teen moms were a rarity. She was a dirty slut bussed in from the next town south.

It's actually Waddle Veith Barney Judge. I'm not even kidding. Tammy Sue WADDLE.

I wonder if Kelly Dodd knows this. She would have annihilated her with that ammo.

That's my new Drag name! Waddle Vieth Barney Judge!

WADDLE?!?!! LIKE THAT 🐮SHANNON’S NECK!

L O FUCKING L!!

TAM 🐀 IS NOTHING BUT A 🗑️👜🐓HEAD FROM FUCKING AZUSA ! SHE CRAWLED OUT OF THE GUTTER WITH PLASTIC TITS AND A BIG 🫦!

The area just outside Coto de Caza is on fire.

I think most of the cast lives in the vicinity, except Shannon, who is in Newport Beach. Gina posted pictures on instagram of flames visible in the hills outside her home.

Will their plastic tits melt?

I hope they have Insurance!

Does our resident sister and lesbian poetress Rosie Pierri have any sage advice?

R391 as we know, Vicki has attempted to profit from tragedy before...

BURN BURN MY PUSSY BURNS FOR YOUSE. MY LOVE BURNS LIKE THE GROUND MY PUSSY BURNS LIKE THE SEA SHANNON BE MY WATER TO PUT MY PUSSY OUT YEAH!

Rosie. Youse never disappoint!

R393. Wow. Vicki is a bit of bitch, isn't she?

R396. A bit?

Luann is not allowing any of the waiters and bartenders she fucks anywhere near Jesus Jugs.

R398. Don't forget me!

R398 did Lu ever bone the hot Aussie captain from Below Deck? Or was that just more wishful drinking on her part?

Why is that Gina chick still on this show? She is awful, and not in the entertaining way.

r400 Ewwwwwww god I hope not - what a skank!

LuMann would have sex with a dog.

R403. She has

I wish Vicki were single. I would love to see her on a Girls Trip with Luann and watch them fight over some rich old fuck.

Jesus Juggs and Katie were on WWHL. Of course, Miss Jansen was front row center. What a slimeball. At one point he said he was wrongly accused of 'fat shaming' Shannon. Silence. Andy moved on. Oh, and Jeana Keough popped in. She's had a lot of work done but looks good for 70.

Ohhh man and he doesn't like being called Johnnie J. LOL!

R407. He looks like a nasty fucker.

Dick for days trumps ugly.

[quote]Jesus Juggs

Reading through this thread I see she left Taliban Jim. Wow. I thought he was her king and they were very traditional (except for the fake boobs) and would last until death do them part.

r409 = Eddie

David, you in danger!

Also:

[quote]She said he called her “trailer trash”

No lies detected.

When Shannon first came on she was very demure, almost the anit-Heather. Just as rich with a basketball court in her basement. Vicki took to her right away and she never likes the new girls. Tamara saw her as a threat and gaslit her with Heather, convincing her Heather and Terry were going to "take the Bedor's down" and Heather was gossiping about the cheating rumors with David to bring them on the show. It exposed Shannon as neurotic and not able to let go of David's previous cheating, eventually leading to their divorce.

R413. YOU WILL ALL SEE THE FUCKIN' TRUTH!

Say what you want about Shannon Storms Beador, but the bitch has been an open book and we don't know which Shannon we'll get from season to season.

We had "Fancy Shannon" in the beginning, like R413 stated, with a tad bit of crazy mixed in. Then "Meltdown Shannon" in a dying marriage, followed by "Divorced & Fat Shannon" in a deep depression, to a much healthier and entrepreneurial "Independent Shannon," then "Empty Nester Shannon," with the kids moving on and her falling for (and according to her, paying for) John. He became more of an asshole and as the whole Mr. Nice Guy schtick wore off, it led to "Drunk Shannon" with a DUI and finally "Shannon on the Brink" with the lawsuits and the whole John-Alexis relationship playing out on the show.

r415 = Archie

Alexis was on WWHL and said John offered her twice what the show was going to pay her not to do the show. I find that hard to believe. I think Shannon is right, John just wants to appear as the good guy, The story he tried to keep Alexis off the show makes him look like he is trying to protect Shannon but in the same breath "we have ring video of her and it will destroy her..." So yeah, I am guessing if John wants to play dirty, Shannon could play dirty.

If Alexis is not invited back next season watch how fast their 'engagement' ends. And, based on the viewers disgust for what she's doing to Shannon, I doubt she'll return. Tammy Sue should be nervous, too.

Tamrat will be back because she is willing to be the villain. Shannon will be back because she is a perpetual mess. I think Alexis will be back as long as it causes friction. All the others don’t contribute much and are in the room.

I think the bullying went too far this season. Kicking Shannon while she's down did not sit well with most viewers. Bring back Vicki.

they need to pick someone new to have get fat. i pick Tamra.

R421. gurrrrrrrrl! Have you seen Miss Thangs thighs?

I'm sick of Heather and would be happy to see her go (again).

Please no Vicki. She grifts old people and is insufferable with her complaining.

[quote]She grifts old people

So, her peers?

I can’t stand Heather, but she does add something to the show-it’s intangible, Tamra is more interesting when she’s around.

Shannon just needs a vicious bitch on her side to fuck up Tamrat and Jesus Jugs-again, bring back Vicki and Kelly. That dinner earlier in the season that Vicki attended was great , because she made those cunts look like they were bullying Shannon.

A little Vicki goes a long way. Her total lack of self awareness gets old fast. I prefer seeing her in short, quick, rare bursts - like my family.

Bring back Kelly!

I WANT TO 🦵THAT BIG TITTED ✝️ BITCH RIGHT IN THE CUNT!

Shannon posted pictures from the event Heather hosted on this most recent episode, and did a very passive aggressive cropping out of Tamra and Alexis.

In the recent episode, when they took the bike ride from the rental place to the winery where they had lunch (and yet another manufactured fight) was like a mile. Those lazy bitches were complaining as if it was the Tour de France!

R431 Honey we drive to the hills to go hiking for 14 minutes....a mile bike ride is like...torture,

R431 Heather pedaling her bike in a fur coat was peak ridiculousness.

Johnny J looked awful sitting in the audience at WWHL, and he was visibly angry when Andy would ask questions about Shannon and his lawsuits. He also looked stupid sitting there in his cross necklace and leather jacket.

And I'd like to know who did Jesus Jugs' makeup. She looked like a freakin' clown. All that was missing was the round red nose.

I like Katie but she seems like a one season wonder. The Heather feud storyline flopped and she's not very interesting. Normal husband and normal kids. Blah.

r434 but he looks a lot better when he is ONLY wearing that cross necklace!

R435 She's boring, all right. On WWHL, she answered every question with, "I'm not going to comment on that," or "I'm not in any place to express an opinion on that."

God, gurl, at least TRY to bring a little drama.

Jeana Keough has had so much plastic surgery, she doesn't even look like herself. If Andy hadn't said it was Jeana, I'd have never recognized her. It's like she did a Face Off thing.

Who has had more guys run a train on them: Eddie or Kelly Dodd?

FUCK YOU VICKI, YOU FUCKING 🐷!

YOU KNOW THAT 🚬 EDDIE AND YOUR 🚬 SON MICHAEL HAVE 🕳️S AS GAPED AND BLOWN OUT AS YOUR 🐱!

EVERY 🚛DRIVER ON THE 5 KNOWS TO STOP AT THE CAMP PENDLETON REST STOP TO GET SERVICED BY THOSE TWO 👸S!

AND EVERY OLD FUCK AT ANDALES IN PUERTO VALLARTA KNOWS YOUR 🌮IS OPEN FOR FUCKING BUSINESS!

FUCK YOU! WHY DON’T YOU GO HAVE TERRY DUBROW FUCK UP YOUR FACE MORE!

Here's Jeana Keough. Looks like she has gin blossoms.

R440 - don't blame that Frankenstein shit on me.

Shannon looked so hungover for that meditation. Someone has a secret stash in their room…?

Jeana doesn’t look so bad here-Shane posted about her birthday.

I just lost 4 trillion brain cells watching that preview.

THIS 💩WAS 😴LAST NIGHT!

WHEN IS THE 😭🐮GOING TO SHOVE THE BIG TITTED ✝️ CUNT INTO A FOUNTAIN AT SOUTH COAST PLAZA??

r446 Wow...okay,,,wow. No one shops at SCP any more except Tamara and only at Forever 21. Gina shops at the Ross in Topanga, Emily shops at Lane Giant, Heather has her clothes made by 3-year-olds in Guatamala and I shop on Rodeo Drive. Alexis gets her from the church bin.

YOU DON’T SHOP THERE BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A 🎪⛺️STORE THERE, YOU FAT 🐮!

I AM ON YOUR FUCKING SIDE SHANNON, YOU STUPID CUNT!

Wow...okay..wow. Kelly you told me you don't shop at SCP either anymore. There are too many Mexicans. Like Nene, you and Rick have designer clothes sent to you right off the runway because "you make dem coins".

Tammy Sue urinating on the ground was an all time low even for her.

UNLIKE YOU , THEY DON’T HAVE TO ⛺️ ME IN A BIG PIECE OF FABRIC LIKE A FUCKING 🏡 GETTING TREATED FOR 🪳!

YOU’RE BEING A FUCKING CUNT SHANNON! DID DOCTOR 🌖TAKE YOU OFF THE HORMONE PATCHES? YOU DO HAVE A 🧔‍♀️GROWING IN!

Hi Kelly, will you take me shopping and teach me how to do clothes? As a top-heavy non-practicing bisexual and former cult member I get confused by how to do clothes. If I sell my house in La Quinta I will have $8 million, maybe $5 million if the stains Gina left all over it don’t come out. Is $8 million enough to do clothes? I will buy you a corvette if you want. PS. Do you like me maybe more than a friend?

Tamra pissing on the floor tells you how much she needs this job.

NO R452! YOU ARE FUCKING WEIRD AND YOU WANT TO 👅MY 📦!

I HAVEN’T DONE THAT SINCE MY 7TH YEAR AT ARIZONA STATE!

I guess it's a nice change from peeing on Eddie's face.

No use to post from a celebrity's instagram to prove how good (or not bad) they're looking.

Kelly Dodd is calling Tamra a bully and Alexis an extortionist. She’s also fighting with the NJ cast.

David, you in danger!

Wow...okay...wow. I am on your side Kelly.

This show just needs to end. Jesus Jugs' desperate attempts to get on camera and Tamrat Waddle Vieth Barney Judge pulling down her pants to piss outside Jenn's "condo" was the final nail....

TAMRA 💦ON THE FLOOR LIKE A FUCKING UNTRAINED 🐶! WHAT A DIRTY CUNT!

SHE MUST BE BROKE AS A FUCKING JOKE TO BE THAT DESPERATE! IF SHE NEEDS 💵 SHE SHOULD HAVE THAT 🚬HUSBAND WORK AS A FLUFFER ON 🏳️‍🌈PORN!

HE IS GOOD AT SUCKING 🍆, THAT’S HOW HE GOT THAT OLD 👨‍🦳🚬TO ADOPT HIS BROKE 🇲🇽🍑!

Ryan needs to stop with the skintight jeans. No Alexis tonite which was quite nice. Felt bad for Katie's hubby who seems very nice.

I thought this season was over. I gave up on it.

Don't get me wrong, I love her, but sometimes even a loyal companion needs a vacation.

[quote]Felt bad for Katie's hubby who seems very nice.

I'm sure he wasn't expecting to hear about his wife's asshole, a breakdown over pants sizes at a 'fashion' show, social media dick pic emojis and a Ryan/Eddie bitch fight at a dinner party.

After everyone left, you know he thought, "What the fuck was that?"

Johnnie J looks like if Al Gore had down syndrome.

I wouldn't have thought it possible but, I dislike Jesus Jugs even more than her original run.

Jesus Jugs seemed really stupid (during her first run).

I just can't believe how terrible Tamra looks in that confessional, with the black and white outfit. She literally looks 75.

[quote]She literally looks 75.

She isn't?

[quote]I just can't believe how terrible Tamra looks in that confessional, with the black and white outfit. She literally looks 75.

She should burn it.

Gina's ex Husband's fiancé Britton favors Kelly Dodd to me. Might just be the hair style, but there's some resemblance.

If you watched Alexis's first go around you would be shocked how Tamra and Heather are her besties now. Both Tamara and Heather called out Alexis for how she had a bad reputation all over town, especially at Nordstroms where the staff would tell Tamara and Heather what a nightmare she was to deal with. At one point the whole cast hated her, even Gretchen.

Katie’s silver haired daddy husband is HOT.

R473. He really is hot. Single until 44? Hmmmm. Wonder if he ever swam in the boy pond.

Did anyone else notice how Eddie had his head cocked almost the entire time at dinner. Has he had a stroke?

Eddie and Tamra do NOT seem happy. I think Ryan was onto something there. His comment about Eddie being “soft” felt like it was leaning into the gay rumors.

Also, if I have to hear about (or see flashbacks) of “CUT Fitness” again, I’m going to go postal. Your gym sucked and it closed. Move the fuck on!

Ryan is a fuckboy. This will end in tears for poor Jen.

THAT 🚬EDDIE WANTS TO SUCK THE BIG 🍆OF THE 🧘‍♀️CUNT’S MAFIOSO BOYFRIEND!

TAM🐀 CAN’T FIND A MAN WILLING TO PUT UP WITH HER NASTY 🍑AND HER FUCKED UP KIDS, SO SHE SETTLED FOR A 🚬!

Ryan is suing Tamra for libel and defamation.

R478. And he's using the same lawyer Jim Bellino used when he sued Tamra. Hehe.

holy carp!

My eyes r480!!!

Tamra is going to look like Brandi Glanville within 3 years. She’s addicted to plastic surgery. And her face looks very hard and mannish in that photo.

Maybe she’s trying to look more mannish to keep Eddie interested.

What the hell happened to her arms? She was a fucking fitness model / bodybuilder on one season. Now her skin is saggy and discoloured. I love how she kept saying to Ryan talked about her children. No he told you to mind your adult son because he did the exact same thing Ryan did in sending a dick pic. Funny how Heather and Alexis are so up Tamara's butt as a BFF ignoring what her rape face adult son has posted about trans people (posts Tamrat liked by the way). If Ryan had a brain he would bring all that up.

Joel Kim Booster is hosting that dating show Shannon is doing with Countess LuAnn, and apparently Shannon was a nightmare to deal with.

r485 Wow. Never piss off a bitchy queen.

he seems stable.

Maybe Joel is looking for the Johnny J foot long

THAT 🥡🚬NEEDS TO KEEP FUCKING LOOKING! IT’S A 💉🍆! I DON’T KNOW WHY THESE CUNTS ARE SO 🤪FOR IT!

Serial killer eyes.

Shannon seems like a Grade A cunt. I pity anyone who has to work with her.

They are all insufferable cunts. Heather "dont admonish me on camera" Dubrow is famous for being a CUNT to wait staff and others. Production hates her guts. Emily is a Trump loving MAGAT. Vicki is a self important delusional cunt. Tamra is just vile....

What sad sack would pay money to see a touring, comedy duo consisting of Shannon D Lush & Elder Fraudster, Vicki (a.k.a) Miss Piggy?

Vicki was kicked off the show. Too old and shrewish.

Has Emily never heard of knee-length skirts? Why is everything half thigh?

R495 Emily suffers from FFG (Former Fat Girl) Syndrome.

She was once morbidly obese, but now she's gotten down to a "fighting weight," and although she's still a bit of a hefty gal, she believes because she's lost weight, she can wear what the anorexic girls wear.

No.

I have seen Emily in person she was never fat. She looked normal and would be thin in any flyover state. She is thinner than Vicki.

I knew Vicki Lawrence was in it, but MAGA, bitch juror was nearly stroking out before I realized it was her. Too, bad her part was so short. She really did sound off like Thelma Harper.

^Fuck, I posted in wrong thread. Scratch!

TAKE YOUR 💩TO THE RIGHT 🧵, R498, YOU STUPID 🚬!

THIS 🧵IS ABOUT ME AND THE DUMB CUNTS I USED TO WORK WITH!

Don't Adomish me in front of Data Lounge Kelly, I don't like it.

EAT 💩, 🪓WOUND! DON’T HOG UP THE 🧵WITH YOUR VICKI LAWRENCE 💩!

I KNOW THESE 👸S ARE OLD BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE LET’S TRY TO BRING THEIR REFERENCES INTO THE FUCKING 90S!

Please leave Datalounge Kelly. You are embarrassing me.

"Teri, you're admonishing me in front of the camera crew. Again. Stop it! Now sit down so they can film your EKG, you're so embarrassing."

What was that hand gesture he was doing under the sheets after his surgery. If it was his son Nicholas, I'd be all in.

He was playing for the cameras, playing with his willy. Heather jokingly said she thought he looked like he was having a moment(seizure).

You just know that Heather gave a brave smile when the surgeon came out and said Terry survived his procedure. But she was crestfallen inside. The Widow Dubrow Show has already been developed and greenlit in her mind.

I loved how Tamra shouted, "you came after my children!" Ryan should have just said. "No, I simply said you should worry about your own Ryan, your 38-year-old son who as an adult sent a dick pic that got out. You seem to have a huge problem with me but none with him." But he ain't dat smart. He also should have said "you seem awfully morally superior for a woman who tried to get her adult son to seduce another drunken cast member."

Gretchen is now trying to male a return.

I would have preferred her to Alexis; she triggers Tamra and Vicki.

No, you’re a Bitch!

Well, you’re a drunken bitch!

Well, well that’s rich coming from a slutty drunken bitch who’s POOR !!!!!

YOU ARE ALL 🥃🍸🍹👜 FUCKING CUNTS!

God no Gretchen. That bitch is as fake as her tits. Vicki said it best. I am buying a LV, a Gucci, A Prada bag. I am not buying a Gretchen bag. Anyone can slap their name on a shitty handbag. Now she is all into Jesus. She posts tic toks with her spawn saying JESUS LOVES YOU. GAWWWWD.

I think the season where Tammy Sue Waddle Vieth Barney Judge was gaslighting Gretchen into thinking they were besties was some good housewives shit.

Gretchen’s Instagram is hilarious because she uses the same filters Brenda Dickson uses.

Shannon's text message to Alexis was epic. Eddie hugging Ryan after Tamra stormed out was a big fuck you to his cunt wife. Alexis politely kicking a confused Jen and Katie out of her house was hilarious. Great episode.

Do they get to pick clothes off a rack themselves? Tamra is showing her age and more skin than than the lens can filter. Turtle neck faze.

r519 worse she probably hired a stylist for that look

they all look so downtrodden

Who’s winning this season for biggest cunt?

I think Dubrow, but Alexis Bellimo is cuntiness cloaked in religious banter. This season's final count for biggest cunt is'nt tallyed, as of yet. My bet is on mother superiority, Dubrow.

I hope this was the last episode until the reunion where Emily breaks down over clothes at that damn low-budget fashion show. Its enough, we get it.

"I'm a slightly chubby Ozempicked gal hiding in a fat girl's bod! Who was forced into wearing a size 12 off-the-rack dress for a two bit fashion show! And I'm so deeply humiliated and I must continue to draw attention to myself"

EMILY IS A FUCKING 🦍! SHE MAKES THAT 🐮SHANNON LOOK LIKE A SIZE 0! HER HIPS ARE WIDER THAN THE 405!

R525 You're just jealous that my miniature husband has a lot o' cushion for the pushin', you elderly abusing gash.

When the new lesbian pointed to her hideous girlfriend and said, "How could I resist this?" I did a spit take.

^Oops! That was meant for the NYC thread.

R528. It's okay!

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE JEALOUS OF 🤏🦐SHANE??? YOU 🦍, I GOT MANSIZED ✡️🍆 GOING IN MY COCHA.

R530 "Bonk bang crash splat."

Is that familiar? That's the sound your mom made when you pushed her down the stairs, choo-choo girl.

I’m not sure what was funnier, watching Emily transparently projecting onto Heather because she still gets called fat in the comments every time she does yet another sexy photoshoot or Heather’s rictus version of “concern face” and continued utterances of “I hear you” through gritted teeth because she realized there’s no way her bony ass can ever win an argument about body image issues with someone Emily’s size in the court of Bravo fan-frau public opinion.

The beady eyed homosexual got a confessional scene! Slade, Terry and Brooks are jealous as fuck!

He's officially the biggest fame whore in RHOC history, r533

Which RHOC cast member will Johnny J date next?

R535. Eddie

r536 me thinks Eddie has already tasted Johnny J's Meat stick.

Shannon's face was extremely fucked up after her DUI crash. Now, some poor Uber loser has to shuttle her around.

Is it just me, but does the asian chick on this season sound like a trans woman? I can't be the only one.

R539. You're not...

Katie's husband Matt has major Asian Girlfriend Syndrome. Has Eddie been able to arrange a Guy's Weekend with him yet?

Did you see Eddie's face when he gave him a throw because Eddie was Chilly? LIke two lovers. And WTF is this Eddie is sick. He had Afib. You can control that through drugs or a pace maker

The manufactured drama is almost too much for me. Every episode, every scenario, feels 90% fake.

Lydia’s pothead mother-the one Brianna’s pig husband attacked for putting her feet on Vicki’s: sofa-died.

R544. Oh, that's too bad. Ryan's roided abusive ass needed a beat down for what he did to her.

RYAN WAS ON 💪? YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME OTHER THAN HIS 🤏🍆. MY ✡️👸HAS MORE 💪IN HIS BIG TOE THAN RYAN'S WHOLE BODY.

Let me guess… the rat makes up with Shannon. How convenient to save her spot on the show.

Tamrat pronounced "disgusting" as "deesgusting" again on this week's episode.

Can someone please teach her something? Her ignorance is disgusting.

R547 no Tamrat has doubled down recently that she will never talk to Vicki again and never be friends with Shannon again. She may have pivoted recently seeing how much backlash she is getting.

HEY FAKE ME AT R546!

JUST BECAUSE A CUNT TAKES A COUPLE DAYS OFF TO GET 🔥✡️🍆 JACKHAMMERED INTO HER 🐱BY HER 🔥✡️ HUSBAND DOESN’T MEAN YOU SNEAK IN AND TAKE OVER!

YOU DATALOUNGE GAYS ARE ALMOST AS SNEAKY AND SLEAZY AS THAT 🇲🇽🚬EDDIE AND THAT 🍹🍸🥃🚬JOHN FUCKING JANSSEN!

R548 It's unlikely that Tammy Sue Waddle's alma mater, The Glendale College of Beauty, offered a course in Conversational English.

Speaking of Shady Queens-Joel Kim Booster apologized to Shannon.

R552 So Shannon threatened to sue him, eh?

R553 worse he got the Cold Shoulder from Andy who threatened his NYC gay status.

Season 4, when Gretchen came onboard, was interesting.

Gretchen was in her 20s, had pageant girl beauty, and had that older boyfriend who had already bought her a diamond ring, but then upgraded it to a larger diamond.

Apparently, he was no dummy. He was dying and did die, but he never got roped into marrying Gretchen.

However, Tamra was so jealous and it was entertaining.

Tamra was also jealous of Alexis.

Gretchen needs help with her gold digging skills because she ended up with the chronically broke Slade.

Gretchen must love Slade, they’ve been together 15 years and he doesn’t have a pot to piss in. Or he haw a horse cock.

A good horse cock can make me he haw too.

Slade is attentive. IIRC, he was Gretchen's assistant, curling her hair and stuff like that.

Even Slade's mom called him a freeloader.

They got Heather Paige Kent Dubrow on a JetBlue flight? I'm shocked!

NOBODY ASKED ABOUT MY TIT TEST!

Ramona and Kelly are (of course) friends with each other.

R561 How wasted is Ramona in that clip?

Remember when Heather had the big party to celebrate her name change from Heather Kent to Heather Dubrow (taking husband Terry's last name).

I had never known of her as an actress (Heather Kent) before RHOC. She made a big deal of it, like she was Meryl Streep taking on her husband's last name.

Not surprised Republicans Kelly and Racist Ramona are friends. They seem very similar.

r563 I saw her once in an episode of "married with children"-- she hardly worked as an actress.

Heather was particularly obnoxious this week.

God, Johnny J is such a fame whore. He comes across as so skeevy.

Jeff Lewis (house-flipping show) was on WWHL (Andy Cohen talk show) and said Heather was really rude to a waiter and he (Jeff) basically disliked her. I would imagine Jeff being rude to wait staff, so that was interesting. Jeff said that a wait staffer had offered Heather some bread from a bread basket and Heather dismissed that person with a wave of her hand.

I shared this years ago here-I have a good friend who worked for Heather’s caterer for years. He was on camera in that episode years ago when Heather threw that trashy girl out for eating the bow off her cake.

My friend told me Heather behaved normally , and would mock the stupidity of her castmates-until the cameras came on. Then, she turns into this person she is on TV. He said Terry is a goofy dork.

That always sounded correct to me, Heather always looked down on Tamra and Vicki. I think Shannon and Kelly weren’t intimidated by her Theater Arts degree, and that’s why she’s never liked them.

When Shannon came on, she had a bigger house than Heather. Tamrat pitted them against each other. Heather was the one spreading the rumors about David cheating because she had to take down the couple richer than them. Jeff Lewis, for the longest time hated Heather because he saw her berate wait staff at a restaurant and he found that very distasteful. Remember when Heather first came on the show she was all about her and Terry opening a restaurant in OC because there were no GOOD restaurants in OC?

I'm so tired to seeing Emily's hippo ass week after week. Also sick of the way she guilts her castmates into calling her beautiful and gorgeous. She is a beast with a boxy cottage cheese ass and flappy meemaw arms. Her make up is also crazy and does nothing to disguise that weird, mushy face.

r571 Tired of, not tired to.

The fact she will not admit that the 40 lb weight loss over the course of months wasn't the Ozems is humorous to me.

The sort of desperate clawing at being “hot enough to do milf porn on Brazzers” has been an amusingly consistent touchstone for RHOC.

Almost all the mainstay housewives have either made being hot integral to their storylines ( Tamra’s “I’m hot and gutsy enough to make it out of the Inland Empire!” arc or Gretchen and Alexis’ “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, blessed and younger than you!” routines) or for whom losing their beauty (Shannon), having lost their beauty (Jeana) or never having been beautiful (Vicki) is a major key to who they are and how they act on the show.

Heather is way too controlled and sled-producing to ever admit to how hard she works at looking the way she does, and Gina is enjoyably mordant and self-effacing about how bad her personal styling instincts hold up, but they’re the exceptions. Emily’s endless haranguing quest to be told she’s sexy and has a great body is 100% pure OC housewives to me.

R574. Yes, well, Vicki's mother and father think she's beautiful.

Vicki’s inability to coax even an iota of approval out of her wizened white trash mom from Illinois (“well, Vicki whatever you did to your hair, it sure looks YELLOW!”) was one of the funniest and most human things about her.

[quote] losing their beauty (Shannon)

I don't think Shannon was ever beautiful. Blonde hair, yes.

IIRC, Shannon's father is wealthy and helped Shannon's ex-husband (crazy eyes David) fund a business.

All of the women seem unlikable to me. It’s not a reality show, it’s a show about cunty coworkers who appear on TV for money and despise one another.

r574 That's a great analysis of how beauty standards impact the OC Housewives. Of course I still think Emily looks like Shrek.

Out of all of the HW franchises, OC has the highest concentration of Trump voters.

Not surprising r540

^^^Just another reason to keep toxic Kelly Dodd off the show. A majority MAGA cast on Bravo would be ratings suicide.

(I already know an all-caps, emoji filled rant is coming my way for saying that, but that's my take.)

I doubt fans would care either way, r582.

I NEVER SAID I SUPPORT THAT FUCKING 🟠 PIECE OF 💩!

I DON’T EVEN FUCKING 🗳️! I JUST DON’T BELIEVE JN 💉S AND LIVE IN OC!

YOU 🚬S ARE ALMOST AS JUDGMENTAL AS THAT 😭🐮SHANNON AND THAT 🪓WOUND HEATHER!

WHY ARE YOU 👂TO THAT FAKE KELLY DODD POSTER. TRUMP WIll SAVE 🌎FROM MEXICANS! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Must be Tamra posting in ALL CAPS. That's how she TALKS.

DON’T CONFUSE ME WITH TAM🐀!

MY FUCKING HUSBAND ❤️ 🐱 , NOT 🍆 LIKE THAT 🚬SHE MARRIED!

AND I HAVE A DEGREE FROM AZ STATE! I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “CEASE AND DESIST” AND “CYST AND DECEASED!”

Our Kelly hates Tamra and Alexis and wants to come back to fuck those two up-read the commentd.

I'M KELLY FUCKING DODD. BOW DOWN MUTHER FUCKERS

Qanon Emily was desperate to take the spotlight away from the gay and trans youth that were the reason for the fashion show. So she flipped the script to turn the attention on her fat ass being forced to squeeze into her mom jeans that Heather (who was fabulously cunty about the whole thing) made her bring.

PART 2 IS HERE 🚬S

PART FUCKING ONE

Kelly, you're a I, narc bitch. I love you!!! And I thought you were like a Slinky. Completely, fucking useless, but still fun to push down the stairs. My bad.

"Not one of you asked about my mammOgram. Not one of you." Fake crying sounds.

R594 Because you're a deesgusting bitch.

YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING CUNTS, TAM🐀!

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR 🚬HUSBAND’S DILDO!

Tammy Sue doing damage control

SHE’S ON THE CUNT 🌈, NOT THE AUTISM 🌈!

R597 Tamrat's on the drunk spectrum, that's for sure.

She's deesgusting.

deegusteeng