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Let's be The Brady Bunch

I'm Jan's imaginary boyfriend George. George Glass.

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by Anonymousreply 423October 14, 2024 6:20 PM

I’m Jan’s black Afro wig

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2024 10:30 PM

I'm Melissa Sue Anderson, future Mary Ingalls on LHOTP, planting a big wet kiss on Bobby and possibly giving him the mumps.

by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2024 10:38 PM

You mean bitchy Millicent?

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2024 10:45 PM

I'm Nora Coombs and none of this adds up...

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2024 10:45 PM

I’m the pack of cigarettes in Greg’s jacket. I am CONCERNING!

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2024 10:48 PM

I'm Jan and I'm pissed I'm going to grow up to look like Aunt Jenny.

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2024 10:49 PM

I'm hyperventilation, I happen to Jan whenever she gets upset about something and effect the way she talks...

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2024 10:51 PM

I’m Thindy.

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2024 10:55 PM

I’m Linda. I’m from S’yattull.

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by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2024 11:00 PM

I'm Susan Olsen's homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2024 11:01 PM

I’m Bob Reeds fro

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2024 11:02 PM

I'm Senor and Senorita Calderon. We've never eaten pizza before.

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2024 11:05 PM

I'm Robert Reed's intense pangs of jealousy when he hears from Florence Henderson that she went on a date with Barry Williams.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2024 11:05 PM

I'm Jan's Yogi Bear poster.

by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2024 11:05 PM

I'm Kay. I have my own TV at home.

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2024 11:06 PM

I’m Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge! and all of the state capitals that Cindy couldn’t think of when she was picked to be on a TV quiz show.

by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2024 11:08 PM

I'm Molly Weber, and it doesn't matter how I got here. Point is, I've arrived.

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2024 11:14 PM

[quote] I'm Senor and Senorita Calderon. We've never eaten pizza before.

and we've never met Mexicans before.

by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2024 11:20 PM

I'm the semen dripping out of Robert Reed's ass onto his fruit of the loom underwear.

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2024 11:20 PM

I'm Marcia telling good old boy Charlie "something suddenly came up" so I can go out with popular Doug instead. Then karma comes a calling and I get hit in the face with a football before my big date with Doug.

by Anonymousreply 20September 8, 2024 11:22 PM

I'm Marcia's Led Zeppelin record.

by Anonymousreply 21September 8, 2024 11:23 PM

From now on, I'm beautiful and noble. I'm Juliet!

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2024 11:24 PM

I'm Greg's playbook.

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2024 11:25 PM

I'm Alice's vibrator from Bangladesh. I was gifted to her by Aunt Jenny on the sly.

by Anonymousreply 24September 8, 2024 11:26 PM

I'm the volcano.

by Anonymousreply 25September 8, 2024 11:27 PM

I’m Doug Simpson—o booked the TSofM only to end up in this dreck?!

by Anonymousreply 26September 8, 2024 11:28 PM

I'm delighted to meet you boys. It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high school and to be with people of my own mature growth.

I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Well, see you boys.

by Anonymousreply 27September 8, 2024 11:29 PM

I'm Myron the mouse who scares Tiger to death as well as every single female in the house....except for Jan, who uses me to prank and freak out the other girls.

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by Anonymousreply 28September 8, 2024 11:30 PM

I'm the Westdale Boosters' token black chick.

by Anonymousreply 29September 8, 2024 11:30 PM

I'm the only child.

by Anonymousreply 30September 8, 2024 11:31 PM

I'm the dropped "y" in Alice's typewriter.

by Anonymousreply 31September 8, 2024 11:32 PM

I'm teak. And this is my friend, plastic plants.

by Anonymousreply 32September 8, 2024 11:33 PM

I'm Fluffy the cat. No one has seen me since the wedding and NO ONE CARES!!

by Anonymousreply 33September 8, 2024 11:34 PM

Smell my finger.

by Anonymousreply 34September 8, 2024 11:35 PM

I'm the cum rag Greg and Peter share.

by Anonymousreply 35September 8, 2024 11:37 PM

I'm the Yogi Bear poster. NOT MIKE'S PLANS.

by Anonymousreply 36September 8, 2024 11:39 PM

I’m the payphone.

by Anonymousreply 37September 8, 2024 11:40 PM

Kay was a nasty bitch R15. I know I'm not in the "Let's be..." format but it had to be said!

by Anonymousreply 38September 8, 2024 11:40 PM

I'm Davy Jones and Marcia wants me to sing at her school dance.

Fun fact: Eve Plumb already knew Davy as her father Neely Plumb was a record producer at RCA.

by Anonymousreply 39September 8, 2024 11:40 PM

I'm the cold shoulder these ingrates give Alice when they think she tattled on them.

by Anonymousreply 40September 8, 2024 11:41 PM

I'm Alice's dykey Cousin Emma!

by Anonymousreply 41September 8, 2024 11:42 PM

I'm Sam's meat.

by Anonymousreply 42September 8, 2024 11:42 PM

I'm Harry Duggan's fake whiplash brace.

by Anonymousreply 43September 8, 2024 11:42 PM

I'm Kitty Karry-All. I was touched down there by Peter that one time.

by Anonymousreply 44September 8, 2024 11:46 PM

I'm Johnny Bravo, bitch

by Anonymousreply 45September 8, 2024 11:47 PM

I’m mom’s favorite vase! I may leak and break, but the kids hardly got scolded.

by Anonymousreply 46September 8, 2024 11:48 PM

I'm Myrna Carter... the reason the laundry detergent commercial fell through

by Anonymousreply 47September 8, 2024 11:50 PM

I'm Tom Hank's future wife.

by Anonymousreply 48September 8, 2024 11:52 PM

I'm groovy

by Anonymousreply 49September 8, 2024 11:52 PM

I’m Jenny. Marcia uninvited me to her slumber party. She re-invited me but she’s still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 50September 8, 2024 11:52 PM

I'm Eve Plumb, having the good sense to stay away from the Brady Bunch Hour. I'm also Barry and Maureen, shaking their asses to Copacobana.

by Anonymousreply 51September 8, 2024 11:55 PM

I'm the house of cards that determines who gets to redeem the trading stamps.

by Anonymousreply 52September 8, 2024 11:55 PM

I'm the Family Frolics. Those Brady gals'll bring the house down with their truncated 'couple of swells' interpretation of "Together Wherever We Go"!

by Anonymousreply 53September 8, 2024 11:55 PM

I'm Thindy's tonsils. Too bad they couldn't fix the lithp while they were taking them out.

by Anonymousreply 54September 8, 2024 11:58 PM

I'm Beebe Gallini. I cry black tears.

by Anonymousreply 55September 8, 2024 11:59 PM

I'm Bobby's soulful bridge in "Sunshine Day"

by Anonymousreply 56September 9, 2024 12:00 AM

I'm poor old Alice, mopping the cum stains off the ceiling in the boys' room.

by Anonymousreply 57September 9, 2024 12:01 AM

I'm Eve Plumb and I appeared in episode of Here's Lucy with Donny Osmond.

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by Anonymousreply 58September 9, 2024 12:01 AM

I'm Peter's thin upper lip.

by Anonymousreply 59September 9, 2024 12:04 AM

I'm Mrs. Johnson. I'm, and the committee, is sorry Mrs. Brady can't face up to Greg's cigarette smoking.

by Anonymousreply 60September 9, 2024 12:04 AM

I'm hideous Margie Whipple. I was the prototype for Mary Hartman.

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by Anonymousreply 61September 9, 2024 12:08 AM

I'm Pork Chops and Applesauce.

by Anonymousreply 62September 9, 2024 12:10 AM

I’m Bobo, Mikes high school sweetheart in the show I just watched.

by Anonymousreply 63September 9, 2024 12:11 AM

I’m the perms that popped up on the men one summer.

by Anonymousreply 64September 9, 2024 12:12 AM

I'm King's Island!

by Anonymousreply 65September 9, 2024 12:13 AM

I’m the cursed tiki necklace.

by Anonymousreply 66September 9, 2024 12:15 AM

I'm Peter's jet black pubes that popped up one day...

by Anonymousreply 67September 9, 2024 12:15 AM

I'm the swinger's parties next door at the Ditmeyers.

by Anonymousreply 68September 9, 2024 12:20 AM

I'm Raquel.

by Anonymousreply 69September 9, 2024 12:25 AM

IT WAS A PICTURE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON!

by Anonymousreply 70September 9, 2024 12:28 AM

I’m the homo dad

by Anonymousreply 71September 9, 2024 12:34 AM

I'm Mrs. Tuttle's affected pronunciation of Marcia's name at the Westdale High Family Frolics: "MAR-see-ya."

by Anonymousreply 72September 9, 2024 12:37 AM

I'm Diana Taylor. Keeping my fingers crossed for that spinoff.

by Anonymousreply 73September 9, 2024 12:37 AM

[quote] I'm the house of cards that determines who gets to redeem the trading stamps.

I'm Marcia's dangerously dangling charm bracelet that she does not think to take off when it's her turn, even when the house of cards is multiple stories tall.

by Anonymousreply 74September 9, 2024 12:39 AM

I'm the egg.

by Anonymousreply 75September 9, 2024 12:39 AM

I'm Kelly's Kids. Nobody gave a shit about our ragamuffin asses.

by Anonymousreply 76September 9, 2024 12:39 AM

I'm the mystery of why an architect lives in a house with apparently only one bathroom even though he lives with eight other people.

by Anonymousreply 77September 9, 2024 12:41 AM

I'm Marcia withdrawing from the presidential race at school. The boy of the family should have the job.

by Anonymousreply 78September 9, 2024 12:42 AM

I'm Desi Arnaz, Jr. I'm dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 79September 9, 2024 12:43 AM

I'm the astroturf back yard.

by Anonymousreply 80September 9, 2024 12:49 AM

I'm Joe Namath's hot, hair hole.

by Anonymousreply 81September 9, 2024 12:54 AM

I'm the nappy curls plugging up the shower drain in the boys bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 82September 9, 2024 12:59 AM

I'm Sam's meat.

by Anonymousreply 83September 9, 2024 1:03 AM

R77 don’t be stupid the house came first, the blended family came later.

by Anonymousreply 84September 9, 2024 1:15 AM

[quote]I'm Tom Hank's future wife.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 85September 9, 2024 1:22 AM

I'm the synchronized menstrual cycles.

by Anonymousreply 86September 9, 2024 1:23 AM

I’m American Pie. If you though Madonna butchered me in the 90s you have no idea

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by Anonymousreply 87September 9, 2024 1:25 AM

I'm family meetings.

by Anonymousreply 88September 9, 2024 1:27 AM

I'm Marcia's cute dentist episode.

In retrospect, I was kind of inappropriate.

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by Anonymousreply 89September 9, 2024 1:52 AM

I’m the cellophane ghost. Let me ouuut!

by Anonymousreply 90September 9, 2024 1:57 AM

I’m Marcia’s gruff, underwear clad driving instructor.

by Anonymousreply 91September 9, 2024 1:58 AM

R73. Weren't you murdered in Port Charles?

by Anonymousreply 92September 9, 2024 1:59 AM

Driving instructor was in several I Love Lucy’s and The Long Long Trailer.

by Anonymousreply 93September 9, 2024 2:00 AM

R93. Poor Grace

by Anonymousreply 94September 9, 2024 2:02 AM

I’m the judge in the car accident episode. I was also a judge on That Girl in another car accident case.

by Anonymousreply 95September 9, 2024 2:05 AM

I’m the bathroom without a toilet.

by Anonymousreply 96September 9, 2024 2:06 AM

I'm cheerleader tryouts. I won't go well for Jan.

by Anonymousreply 97September 9, 2024 2:15 AM

I'm Mrs. Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 98September 9, 2024 2:18 AM

I’m Cousin Oliver. Added to the show when it was going down the shitter.

by Anonymousreply 99September 9, 2024 2:26 AM

I’m the broken vase that’s glued unsuccessfully which turns into a geyser because Mom always said don’t play ball in the house.

by Anonymousreply 100September 9, 2024 2:28 AM

I'm the flashing skull in the refrigerator.

by Anonymousreply 101September 9, 2024 2:28 AM

I’m Fluffy the cat never to be seen again after the pilot.

by Anonymousreply 102September 9, 2024 2:29 AM

I'm the smashed bust of Mike's head!

by Anonymousreply 103September 9, 2024 2:37 AM

I'm what Alice does with that extra Knockwurst she slips into the purchase every week.

by Anonymousreply 104September 9, 2024 2:37 AM

I'm Peter's obsession with Benedict Arnold!

by Anonymousreply 105September 9, 2024 2:38 AM

I'm Bobby's gummy smile.

by Anonymousreply 106September 9, 2024 2:38 AM

I'm the flashlight filled with baked beans!

by Anonymousreply 107September 9, 2024 2:39 AM

I'm Mike not minding taking all six kids and the housekeeper on our honeymoon...

by Anonymousreply 108September 9, 2024 2:40 AM

I’m Peter - my almost contemporary - hot then and still hot.

I am now onto my fourth wife - no judgement, Christopher Knight.

by Anonymousreply 109September 9, 2024 2:44 AM

I'm the bigger and better things Eve Plumb has moved on to after the show was cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 110September 9, 2024 2:46 AM

I'm not hot, nor was I ever.

by Anonymousreply 111September 9, 2024 2:48 AM

I'm the skidmarks on Bobby's underwear.

by Anonymousreply 112September 9, 2024 2:50 AM

I'm Carol's shag mullet.

by Anonymousreply 113September 9, 2024 2:53 AM

I’m exact words

by Anonymousreply 114September 9, 2024 2:53 AM

I'm the braces Marcia had for only one episode.

by Anonymousreply 115September 9, 2024 2:54 AM

I'm the essential Architectural plans that someone was stupid enough to bring to Kings Island and lose.

by Anonymousreply 116September 9, 2024 2:59 AM

I’m the unlimited stash of toys that Peter got to pick out for being a hero!

by Anonymousreply 117September 9, 2024 3:00 AM

Each to their own R111. Of course I'm sure that you are stunningly attractive.

Or, at least "stunning".

by Anonymousreply 118September 9, 2024 3:01 AM

I'm Tiger #3, with my collar nailed to the floor. I was plucked from a L.A. County Animal Shelter less than 48 hours ago, after Tiger #2 was hit by a car.

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by Anonymousreply 119September 9, 2024 3:06 AM

I'm Jan in a meth crazed psychosis, furiously cleaning the tables at Haskell's Ice Cream Shoppe!

by Anonymousreply 120September 9, 2024 3:08 AM

I'm Peggy Lipton flashing a peace sign at "Mo" McCormick across the Paramount lot.

by Anonymousreply 121September 9, 2024 3:09 AM

I'm Shirley Partridge. Those Brady boys had micromeat compared to the huge cocks on my sons.

by Anonymousreply 122September 9, 2024 3:12 AM

R123. I'm the two methed out, bug eyed, homeless looking security guards that Mike saved from the building collapse at Roberts Plaza on Christmas night.

by Anonymousreply 123September 9, 2024 3:20 AM

I'm Fillmore Junior High.

F, F, F I L

L, L, L M O

O, O, O R E

FILLMORE JUNIOR HIGH!

by Anonymousreply 124September 9, 2024 3:24 AM

I'm Peter's doppelganger horny over new and improved Season 5 Jan.

by Anonymousreply 125September 9, 2024 3:28 AM

I’m Jesse James.

You’re welcome.

by Anonymousreply 126September 9, 2024 3:30 AM

I thaw Bobbyths penith!

by Anonymousreply 127September 9, 2024 3:49 AM

I'm Mike's 50 load weekend!

by Anonymousreply 128September 9, 2024 4:09 AM

I'm Buddy Hinton. Mrs. Brady took my virginity.

by Anonymousreply 129September 9, 2024 4:24 AM

[quote]I'm Marcia's cute dentist episode. In retrospect, I was kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate? You should've seen what went on between him and Robert Reed during the lunch break.

by Anonymousreply 130September 9, 2024 4:24 AM

I'm the house. I also appear in several episodes of "Mannix" and one episode of "The X-Files".

by Anonymousreply 131September 9, 2024 5:48 AM

It’s funny because I realize the Brady Bunch was a hugely popular show however I always think of the movies first. I am a millenial. In fact I think I had seen the 1995 movie before seeing a single episode of the show though I was “aware” of it and knew the theme song. Therefore I always think of the tv show as being a more realistic version of the movie which is ironic because of how it was viewed then. I hope I make sense.

by Anonymousreply 132September 9, 2024 5:59 AM

[quote] —TeacakeRises

No one gives a fuck, you useless junkie.

by Anonymousreply 133September 9, 2024 6:06 AM

R133 Why disrespect me. Why can’t we love one another.

by Anonymousreply 134September 9, 2024 6:13 AM

I'm Marcia's trophies and ribbons. I think we can all agree that Jan is a loser.

by Anonymousreply 135September 9, 2024 1:50 PM

[quote]I am a millenial.

Oh, dear.

Typical millennial. Can't spell or figure out how to use spell check.

by Anonymousreply 136September 9, 2024 2:52 PM

I am Cousin Oliver...I spell doom for all of you...worse than the tiki necklace.

by Anonymousreply 137September 9, 2024 3:47 PM

We are Maureen and Eve refusing to wear bras for several episodes in the later seasons. This prompted Lloyd Schwartz to pat our backs before scenes to check for bra straps, a practice that wouldn't fly in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 138September 9, 2024 4:00 PM

I'm the plant pot that got smashed by a ladder. That could've been Peter's head.

by Anonymousreply 139September 9, 2024 4:13 PM

I'm the Grand Canyon.

by Anonymousreply 140September 9, 2024 4:17 PM

I'm the new Shirley Temple.

by Anonymousreply 141September 9, 2024 4:23 PM

This was one of my good sheets!

by Anonymousreply 142September 9, 2024 4:25 PM

I'm Carol's vibrator collection!

by Anonymousreply 143September 9, 2024 4:52 PM

I'm the leftover set being used for the movie "Bug."

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by Anonymousreply 144September 9, 2024 5:32 PM

I'm the hanging beads in in Greg's groovy attic room.

by Anonymousreply 145September 9, 2024 5:36 PM

I'm Mike's anal beads!

by Anonymousreply 146September 9, 2024 5:37 PM

I'm the interior of the house that bears no relation to the exterior.

by Anonymousreply 147September 9, 2024 5:45 PM

Shelley Long

by Anonymousreply 148September 9, 2024 6:06 PM

I'm Cindy's cameltoe in season five.

by Anonymousreply 149September 9, 2024 6:08 PM

I'm Alice attempting to gather Greg's sheets and noticing that they crack when I fold them...

by Anonymousreply 150September 9, 2024 7:19 PM

R150 you’re projecting your own history again.

by Anonymousreply 151September 9, 2024 9:03 PM

I'm Robert Reed looking pretty hot in my skimpy, tight trunks in Hawaii.

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by Anonymousreply 152September 9, 2024 9:33 PM

I'm Jan's "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" line.

I'll inspire a RuGirl's drag name 52 (!) years later.

by Anonymousreply 153September 9, 2024 9:34 PM

I'm Robert Reed and I wasn't in the last episode of the series because I was once again pissing and moaning about something and a fed-up Sherwood Schwartz wrote me out.

I did hoover around the set that week despite not being in any scenes. Sherwood thought about having Security remove me but didn't as he didn't want the "kids" who thought of me as a "dad" to see me carted off like a criminal.

by Anonymousreply 154September 9, 2024 9:39 PM

I'm the leather chaps Robert Reed used to wear with nothing underneath when he hosted gay sex parties at his Pasadena home.

by Anonymousreply 155September 9, 2024 9:45 PM

R154 - it was nice of Reed to hoover around the set and keep it clean.

by Anonymousreply 156September 9, 2024 9:48 PM

I heard Bobby and Greg like to suck peter.

by Anonymousreply 157September 9, 2024 9:49 PM

I'm Bobby's donkey mask which looks like something from The Wicker Man.

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by Anonymousreply 158September 9, 2024 10:15 PM

I'm I'm Christine Baranski and I was never on that show.

by Anonymousreply 159September 9, 2024 10:50 PM

R159. How could you sleep with Billy Clyde Tuggle?

by Anonymousreply 160September 10, 2024 12:17 AM

I'm Adam Tobias from Mannix and Mike Brady is my twin.

by Anonymousreply 161September 10, 2024 12:44 AM

I am Kitty Carry-all - Cindy's evil-possessed doll.

by Anonymousreply 162September 10, 2024 2:54 AM

I am a potato sack.

by Anonymousreply 163September 10, 2024 4:37 AM

I'm the Horse Statue. I narrowly escaped destruction when Peter played ball in the house.

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by Anonymousreply 164September 10, 2024 6:08 AM

I'm the hair dye Bobby used to match his father and brother's hair.

by Anonymousreply 165September 10, 2024 10:30 AM

I’m Alice falling into the dunk tank.

by Anonymousreply 166September 10, 2024 11:07 AM

I'm future Mrs. Cunningham from Happy Days making a house call as a doctor in Season One.

by Anonymousreply 167September 10, 2024 11:47 AM

I'm Ann B. Davis, who played Alice. In all likelihood I was sexually attracted to women, yet repressed those desires my entire life. I found comfort in an Episcopal religious community, but thee was still a void...

by Anonymousreply 168September 10, 2024 12:38 PM

I'm the football that wrecked that bitch Marsha's nose. And I would do it again.

by Anonymousreply 169September 10, 2024 2:26 PM

I’m the weird leaf wall behind Mike and Carol’s bed.

by Anonymousreply 170September 10, 2024 2:50 PM

I'm the sexual tension between Greg and Marcia in the latter seasons.

by Anonymousreply 171September 10, 2024 2:58 PM

I'm Harvey Klinger, Marcia's bug-loving crush with the glasses and hot nerd vibe.

by Anonymousreply 172September 10, 2024 3:03 PM

I'm the viewers. Secret and shamefully waiting for Cindy's humiliation as the next Shirley Temple.

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by Anonymousreply 173September 10, 2024 4:14 PM

I'm the sliding glass door with no glass in it.

by Anonymousreply 174September 10, 2024 4:17 PM

I'm Mike's den, which Greg turns in one episode into a groovy bachelor pad.

by Anonymousreply 175September 10, 2024 4:18 PM

I'm the clowns and the beanstalks!

by Anonymousreply 176September 10, 2024 4:20 PM

I'm the bike Jan stole.

by Anonymousreply 177September 10, 2024 4:24 PM

I’m Greg’s shades. Not sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 178September 10, 2024 4:30 PM

I'm the spanking Cindy should have received for losing mom's earrings.

by Anonymousreply 179September 10, 2024 4:30 PM

I’m Kartoon King, from Bobby’s ice cream eating contest episode. I was also Santa Claus in season one, and Otis the drunk on the Andy Griffith Show.

by Anonymousreply 180September 10, 2024 4:31 PM

I'm the wallpaper choices.

by Anonymousreply 181September 10, 2024 4:32 PM

I'm Alice's closet full of maid uniforms.

by Anonymousreply 182September 10, 2024 4:32 PM

I’m calling the characters by their real names.

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by Anonymousreply 183September 10, 2024 4:34 PM

I'm the pie fight with Cousin Oliver!

by Anonymousreply 184September 10, 2024 4:36 PM

I'm Wessonality!

by Anonymousreply 185September 10, 2024 4:36 PM

I’m Kitty Carry-All’s head full of allowance money.

by Anonymousreply 186September 10, 2024 4:37 PM

I'm the chalkboard in the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 187September 10, 2024 4:43 PM

I'm the Sherlock Holmes Detective Kit being used to find out if R82 came from Peter's balls or Jan's wig.

by Anonymousreply 188September 10, 2024 4:47 PM

I always wondered how many dicks Marcia could inhale, at once, using all portals?

by Anonymousreply 189September 10, 2024 4:48 PM

I'm the tape recorder.

by Anonymousreply 190September 10, 2024 4:50 PM

R189 Hold my beer.

by Anonymousreply 191September 10, 2024 4:51 PM

I'm the ghost town.

by Anonymousreply 192September 10, 2024 4:58 PM

I'm the flaslight filled with baked beans given to the Italian kid pretending to be native

by Anonymousreply 193September 10, 2024 5:01 PM

I'm Cincinnati.

by Anonymousreply 194September 10, 2024 5:02 PM

I'm Susan Olsen and I'm voting for Trump. Fuck you, you lying faggots.

by Anonymousreply 195September 10, 2024 5:16 PM

I knew where the thread was going to end up. I honestly thought it would happen <25, 195 posts. You gals are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 196September 10, 2024 5:18 PM

I'm R196, needing a tampon change.

by Anonymousreply 197September 10, 2024 5:20 PM

I'm Carol Brady's hemlines who are lowered as the seasons went on.

by Anonymousreply 198September 10, 2024 6:01 PM

I'm Doug. I live in Miami, FL, looking for an Asian woman who enjoys Wesson Oil and bares a resemblance to Florence Henderson.

by Anonymousreply 199September 10, 2024 6:20 PM

I'm the clown picture in the boy's room.

by Anonymousreply 200September 10, 2024 6:24 PM

I'm Carol's pussy, drier than the Sahara because Mike was always on the prowl for big cock.

by Anonymousreply 201September 10, 2024 7:46 PM

I'm Susan Olsen's dentures.

by Anonymousreply 202September 10, 2024 8:35 PM

I"m Far out!

by Anonymousreply 203September 10, 2024 9:04 PM

I'm the hot little number Marcia dates to make Greg mad.

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by Anonymousreply 204September 10, 2024 9:08 PM

[quote] I'm the spanking Cindy should have received for losing mom's earrings.

I'm the spanking Greg should have received for having such a tight little ass.

by Anonymousreply 205September 10, 2024 9:10 PM

I'm Greg's palpable anger.

by Anonymousreply 206September 10, 2024 9:12 PM

That’s not anger he’s showing….

by Anonymousreply 207September 10, 2024 9:19 PM

I'm Greg trying to sound mature and authoritative.

by Anonymousreply 208September 10, 2024 9:30 PM

We're the smocks the girls wore in 1973. We were the height of fashion.

by Anonymousreply 209September 10, 2024 9:59 PM

And sweater vests!

by Anonymousreply 210September 10, 2024 10:01 PM

I'm Marcia's berets in the last season.

by Anonymousreply 211September 10, 2024 10:11 PM

I'm Ann B. Davis's pissed off "Gee, Mr. Brady, how deep is your shit?"" directed at Robert Reed when he held up production to complain that the script needed to be changed or they'd be "in deep shit".

by Anonymousreply 212September 10, 2024 10:18 PM

[quote] I'm the hot little number Marcia dates to make Greg mad.

Your cookies are ready

by Anonymousreply 213September 10, 2024 10:40 PM

I’m the colored yarn the girls used to tie their ponytails.

by Anonymousreply 214September 10, 2024 10:50 PM

I'm the lesbian rumors in Maureen McCormick's book.

by Anonymousreply 215September 10, 2024 11:01 PM

I'm the payphone that Mike installed in the family room to teach the kids a lesson. Robert Reed & Sherwood Schwartz had an epic argument about me. Naturally.

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by Anonymousreply 216September 10, 2024 11:06 PM

I'm Family Frolics Night at school.

by Anonymousreply 217September 10, 2024 11:10 PM

I'm a Sunshine Fucking Day! So Keep on Moving because it's TIME FOR CHANGE! SHANANANANANANANANA SHANANANAH

by Anonymousreply 218September 10, 2024 11:14 PM

I'm the frog who lands on Greg and Gretchen's (is that her name?) Pizza.

by Anonymousreply 219September 10, 2024 11:23 PM

I'm the umbrella in said convertible.

by Anonymousreply 220September 10, 2024 11:24 PM

I'm the new housekeeper when Alice quits. I don't have time to play ball with you damn kids.

by Anonymousreply 221September 10, 2024 11:38 PM

I'm Alice's fake toothache.

by Anonymousreply 222September 10, 2024 11:39 PM

I'm the blinking skull in the fridge.

by Anonymousreply 223September 11, 2024 2:06 AM

I’m the bathroom without a toilet in it.

by Anonymousreply 224September 11, 2024 2:15 AM

R223 - see R101.

by Anonymousreply 225September 11, 2024 2:41 AM

I'm Margie DeMeyer who played Judy in the Pork Chops and Applesauce episode. She went to my junior high and the entire school was laughing about her terrible performance on Monday.

by Anonymousreply 226September 11, 2024 3:28 AM

I’m pork chopsh … and appleshaushe.

by Anonymousreply 227September 11, 2024 7:46 AM

I'm The Partridge Family, we got more buzz than BB when we were on network tv, and now we are mostly forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 228September 11, 2024 11:59 AM

R228. Has Susan Dey commented on your remark yet?

by Anonymousreply 229September 11, 2024 3:26 PM

I'm Keith Partridge. I'm eminently more fuckable than Greg Brady. And Shirley is impressed by my cock size.

by Anonymousreply 230September 11, 2024 3:28 PM

I'm Jan! And I've almost finished my painting!

by Anonymousreply 231September 11, 2024 3:32 PM

I'm F-F-FIL! L-L-LMO! O-O-ORE! Fillmore Junior High!

by Anonymousreply 232September 11, 2024 3:39 PM

I'm Marcia Wallace, and I played the department store saleswoman who sold Jan her black wig, as well as Marcia's high school teacher who was so happy when Marcia lied and said she could get Davy Jones to sing at the school dance.

by Anonymousreply 233September 11, 2024 3:43 PM

I'm a lemon, and I'm traumatized after Jan rubbed me all over her face to try and make her freckles go away.

by Anonymousreply 234September 11, 2024 4:15 PM

I'm Tiger. I've got a cat's name, but I'm a dog.

by Anonymousreply 235September 11, 2024 4:22 PM

I’m the turkey baster gay as a basket of ribbons Mike used to impregnate his first wife

by Anonymousreply 236September 11, 2024 4:39 PM

I’m The Brady Bunch - Mod Squad crossover episode. The Squad goes to Marcia’s high School undercover to find out who knocked Marcia up.

by Anonymousreply 237September 11, 2024 4:44 PM

I’m Peter as a Sunshine Girl. I went door-to-door selling Sunshine cookies to bewildered residents

by Anonymousreply 238September 11, 2024 5:06 PM

I'm Edward Knight, Christopher Knight's father and also an actor. I played Monty Marshall the game show host in the episode where Cindy doesn't know "Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge".

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by Anonymousreply 239September 11, 2024 5:22 PM

I am a little sunflower, sunny brave and true. From tiny bud to blossom, I do good deeds for you.

by Anonymousreply 240September 11, 2024 5:53 PM

I'm Maureen McCormick and my mother doesn't drive so we hitch a ride to the studio every day with Chris and his mom until I get my driver's license.

by Anonymousreply 241September 11, 2024 6:03 PM

I'm the den where Mike Brady does all his after hours architectural work.

I wonder if he's using me as a tax write-off.

by Anonymousreply 242September 11, 2024 6:22 PM

I'm Beebe Gallini, and I want Mr. Brady to design my new cosmetics factory in the shape of a powder puff.

I also cry black tears.

by Anonymousreply 243September 11, 2024 6:23 PM

I'm supreme cunt business tycoon Penelope Fletcher (aka Lovey Howell), and my ultra-tough exterior was just cracked by that adorable Cindy Brady doing her Shirley Temple act for me.

by Anonymousreply 244September 11, 2024 6:29 PM

I'm Bobby Brady, and I lost the ice cream eating contest on Cartoon King. My family bought me a participation trophy so I wouldn't feel like such a pathetic loser.

You know, like Jan is.

by Anonymousreply 245September 11, 2024 6:36 PM

I'm Greg Brady, and I spent the entire first night in my attic bedroom wanking off, something I couldn't do when I shared a room with Peter and Bobby,

by Anonymousreply 246September 11, 2024 6:45 PM

I'm Jan's dangling tendrils in Seasons 2 - 4.

by Anonymousreply 247September 11, 2024 6:52 PM

I'm the red balls on the tops of Bobby's and Peter's bunk bed posts that they can remove and play with.

by Anonymousreply 248September 11, 2024 6:52 PM

I'm one of those daybed sofas in the family room corner. Between my room and the kitchen stands a louvre-shuttered opening seen on many other tv shows such as Bewitched, The Jeffersons, Dick Van Dyke, etc.

by Anonymousreply 249September 11, 2024 6:54 PM

I'm the bully saying, "baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk" to poor little Thindy.

by Anonymousreply 250September 11, 2024 7:14 PM

Yeah R211 six white kids who are so unlikeable even the temp MAID doesn’t wanna have anything to do with them.

by Anonymousreply 251September 11, 2024 7:26 PM

Yeah R221 six white kids who are so unlikeable even the temp MAID doesn’t wanna have anything to do with them.

by Anonymousreply 252September 11, 2024 7:26 PM

I'm the pullups.

by Anonymousreply 253September 11, 2024 8:38 PM

I'm the silver platter Jan fucked up the cost for, and now she can't afford to buy it.

She's such a dumb cunt.

by Anonymousreply 254September 11, 2024 8:51 PM

I'm the station wagon.

by Anonymousreply 255September 11, 2024 8:52 PM

We're ORANGE RABBITS!

by Anonymousreply 256September 11, 2024 9:16 PM

We're The Silver Platters, formed to pay for Jan's engraving fuck-up. We lost to Patty's Prancing Poodles.

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by Anonymousreply 257September 11, 2024 9:19 PM

I'm the Variety Hour.

by Anonymousreply 258September 11, 2024 9:21 PM

I’m the jailcell that Thurston Howell III locked us in.

by Anonymousreply 259September 11, 2024 9:25 PM

I’m Thindy’s world famous shitcurls

by Anonymousreply 260September 11, 2024 9:58 PM

I'm Carol Brady's first husband, the biological father of Marcia, Jan, and Cindy.

by Anonymousreply 261September 11, 2024 10:18 PM

I’m the curlers that Thindy took out of her hair after Lovey Howell threw her back out.

by Anonymousreply 262September 11, 2024 10:21 PM

I'm Mop Top and Marlon the Mynah from the Brady Kids cartoon. Carol's fake first husband Roy would see us after Alice cooked up his magic mushrooms in the spaghetti sauce!

by Anonymousreply 263September 11, 2024 10:22 PM

I’m the bizarre spin off episode about the family with 3 kids- black, Asian, and white.

by Anonymousreply 264September 11, 2024 10:25 PM

I'm a hungry Alice. I ate the poisoned apple prop from the Brady production of Snow White. Hijinks ensued.

by Anonymousreply 265September 11, 2024 11:16 PM

I'm a lovely lady.

by Anonymousreply 266September 11, 2024 11:54 PM

The Brady Bunch has been off the air since 1974, and this thread is up to 266 replies.

It’s the reason I love this place, for all its flaws.

by Anonymousreply 267September 12, 2024 12:18 AM

I'm Harried and Hopeless.

by Anonymousreply 268September 12, 2024 12:19 AM

I'm Joyce Bulifant. Fuck you all.

by Anonymousreply 269September 12, 2024 12:21 AM

I'm tabu.

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by Anonymousreply 270September 12, 2024 12:26 AM

[quote]I'm the red balls on the tops of Bobby's and Peter's bunk bed posts that they can remove and play with.

I'm the blue balls on Greg, which Bobby and Peter can also play with.

by Anonymousreply 271September 12, 2024 1:11 AM

I'm the Ditmyers' barbecue.

by Anonymousreply 272September 12, 2024 1:17 AM

[quote] I'm the bully saying, "baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk" to poor little Thindy.

The name is Buddy Hinton. Get it right or I’ll have Peter clobber you

by Anonymousreply 273September 12, 2024 1:25 AM

We’re the two sheet cakes with opposite messages Alice made instead of her just waiting to find out whether the team won or not before writing the appropriate message on one cake.

by Anonymousreply 274September 12, 2024 1:41 AM

I’m the message on the chalkboard that tells Bobby to “do your homework” while he pours a whole box of detergent in the washing machine. Chaos ensues.

by Anonymousreply 275September 12, 2024 2:32 AM

I'm the neighbor who let Cindy and Peter go swimming without bathing suits.

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by Anonymousreply 276September 12, 2024 3:32 AM

I'm Phil Packer, Peter's fake name on his double date with Greg. I would've made a great gay porn alias.

by Anonymousreply 277September 12, 2024 5:07 AM

I'm Alexandra Hay, Playboy model, who appears as a rock promoter in the Johnny Bravo ep. I;m wondering why Ann B. Davis is staring at me.

by Anonymousreply 278September 12, 2024 10:42 AM

I'm the paneling in the boy's bedroom. If these walls could talk...

by Anonymousreply 279September 12, 2024 12:18 PM

I'm Jan saying "Who goes there?" before Peter has a chance to say "Hark" in the high school performance of Romeo and Juliet.

Jan can't do anything right.

by Anonymousreply 280September 12, 2024 1:35 PM

I'm the bike Jan rode into the garage and crashed into the anniversary picture the kids had taken. I can't believe I did such damage.

by Anonymousreply 281September 12, 2024 1:41 PM

I'm the "tiny, minor" fender bender Mrs. Brady had in the supermarket parking lot with Jackie Coogan.

by Anonymousreply 282September 12, 2024 1:49 PM

I'm all six kids, Alice, Carol, and Mike stuffed into that station wagon, going to the Grand Canyon. I'm also the rancid fart smells mixed with BO.

by Anonymousreply 283September 12, 2024 1:59 PM

I'm the President of the Westdale High Boosters, and I'm disgusted by Peter's ugly clay volcano sitting on the back porch table.

I'm also an extreme cunt who probably grew up to be a racist MAGAt.

by Anonymousreply 284September 12, 2024 2:08 PM

R278, the late, great Claudia Jennings actually played Tami Cutler in that episode. She posed in Playboy, too, and she played Maureen McCormick’s sister in the explotation movie “Moonshine County Express.” Her cohort, played by Paul Cavonis, was packin’ more than all the Brady men put together.

by Anonymousreply 285September 12, 2024 2:13 PM

Why didn’t they have Jan tested?

by Anonymousreply 286September 12, 2024 3:44 PM

I'm Bobby's kazoo.

by Anonymousreply 287September 12, 2024 4:53 PM

For what Taffy? AIDS? It would be perfect if Jan were Patient 0.

by Anonymousreply 288September 12, 2024 5:24 PM

I'm the one time the show alluded to homosexuality, when Marcia and Greg disguised themselves as male hotel workers trying to meet Davey Jones.

When Marcia kisses Greg on the cheek in front of Davey Jones' manager, the hotel manager gives Greg a "what the hell's going on here?" look, while Greg stands there sheepishly.

by Anonymousreply 289September 12, 2024 5:44 PM

[quote]the one time the show alluded to homosexuality,

r289, the show referenced homosexuality in the very first episode. When rather than hit the sheets with Carol on his wedding night, Mike preferred to go back and fetch the entire brood of kids, the maid and the dog and have them all join them on their honeymoon.

by Anonymousreply 290September 12, 2024 6:29 PM

I'm the tinny scent of dried blood that always gently wafts through the girls' bedroom...

by Anonymousreply 291September 12, 2024 9:49 PM

That's ok r291. The rabbits won't mind.

by Anonymousreply 292September 12, 2024 10:41 PM

[quote]I'm Phil Packer, Peter's fake name on his double date with Greg. I would've made a great gay porn alias.

His nickname was "Fudge," but they couldn't get it past the censors.

by Anonymousreply 293September 12, 2024 10:45 PM

I'm Tank, Carol's old high school boyfriend who comes to visit.

I can feel Mike undressing me with his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 294September 13, 2024 1:36 PM

I'm Tracy Reed, the stunning but stupid kindergarten teacher who allowed each student one ticket EACH to the school pageant.

by Anonymousreply 295September 13, 2024 5:11 PM

I'm Alice, two fingers deep in Carol's snatch.

by Anonymousreply 296September 13, 2024 6:22 PM

I'm Mike's "poker night" with the guys. Carol, Alice and the kids are not allowed.

by Anonymousreply 297September 13, 2024 6:24 PM

I'm the ball that mom always said shouldn't be played in the house.

by Anonymousreply 298September 13, 2024 6:28 PM

I'm the dinners that Alice never got to have with the family.

by Anonymousreply 299September 13, 2024 6:29 PM

'Im the handbag Jan tries to put on her head when she's out shopping for a black wig.

by Anonymousreply 300September 13, 2024 6:31 PM

I'm the only steps in this house.

by Anonymousreply 301September 13, 2024 6:33 PM

I'm Makr Maldrll, Alice's old boyfriend.

Cindy must be dyslexic or really stupid to not be able to spell "Mark Mallard."

by Anonymousreply 302September 13, 2024 6:34 PM

I'm OCD, and I flare up whenever one of the Bradys hangs up the phone receiver backward, with the cord covering the dialing pad.

by Anonymousreply 303September 13, 2024 6:40 PM

I’m Peter’s descending testicles

by Anonymousreply 304September 13, 2024 7:26 PM

I'm the story.

by Anonymousreply 305September 15, 2024 5:14 PM

I'm "Maaaawwwwwmmmm!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 306September 15, 2024 6:28 PM

R 299 that would have been positively untoward

by Anonymousreply 307September 15, 2024 7:09 PM

I'm Thindy on the thee-thaw.

by Anonymousreply 308September 15, 2024 8:05 PM

I'm the smorgasbord recipes.

by Anonymousreply 309September 15, 2024 10:31 PM

I'm Mrs. Brady's groovy 1970s frosted hair and shag haircut.

I'm timeless and will never go out of style.

by Anonymousreply 310September 16, 2024 2:04 PM

I’m Carol. Doing all the jobs that Alice should be doing.

by Anonymousreply 311September 16, 2024 3:18 PM

I'm Mrs. Denton, and Marcia didn't doodle me. She doodled George Washington!

by Anonymousreply 312September 16, 2024 3:45 PM

I'm Mr. Price, the bitchy old queen science teacher. I failed Peter on his science test. The idiot kid didn't know what a lepidopteran is.

by Anonymousreply 313September 16, 2024 3:48 PM

Bobby was and is ugly

by Anonymousreply 314September 16, 2024 4:16 PM

I'm the cursed Tiki idol. I really fucked with the Bradys!

by Anonymousreply 315September 16, 2024 4:37 PM

I’m Mrs Brady’s nearly impossible Nape-Do

by Anonymousreply 316September 16, 2024 5:03 PM

I'm all of Jan's failures.

by Anonymousreply 317September 16, 2024 5:18 PM

I'm Marcia. You will never be a pretty and popular girl like me, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 318September 16, 2024 5:42 PM

Well Marcia, at least I ONLY played a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 319September 16, 2024 5:43 PM

I'm Bobby, Peter and Greg's bedroom, which REEKS of cum.

by Anonymousreply 320September 16, 2024 5:56 PM

I’m Carol Brady’s shag hairdo.

by Anonymousreply 321September 16, 2024 5:57 PM

IT'S OUR BATHROOM TOO!

by Anonymousreply 322September 16, 2024 5:58 PM

I'm the semen-encrusted socks under the boys' beds that Alice thows in the laundry basket.

by Anonymousreply 323September 16, 2024 5:59 PM

I’m the episode where Bobby and Cindy go to a pool party naked. I’m never seen anymore because of peoples discomfort with even the idea of child naturist s.

by Anonymousreply 324September 16, 2024 7:13 PM

I’m the math that Jan can’t add up.

by Anonymousreply 325September 16, 2024 7:36 PM

R323 tell your therapist

by Anonymousreply 326September 16, 2024 7:48 PM

I'm r326 jerking off to the Brady Boys.

by Anonymousreply 327September 16, 2024 7:49 PM

I'm illiterate Thindy-"Vtoe from Mriaca." Maybe I'm dyslexic. Oh well, Carol and Alice had s good laugh about my sign.

by Anonymousreply 328September 16, 2024 8:32 PM

I'm thix thilver thwans, thwimming thilently theaward.

by Anonymousreply 329September 16, 2024 8:43 PM

I'm Santa.

by Anonymousreply 330September 16, 2024 8:49 PM

But I'm REAL!

by Anonymousreply 331September 16, 2024 9:13 PM

I’m the Danish Modern furniture.

by Anonymousreply 332September 16, 2024 9:58 PM

I’m the silver platter that Jan engraved for 85 cents.

by Anonymousreply 333September 16, 2024 10:04 PM

I’m the braces that traumatized Marcia for a single episode

by Anonymousreply 334September 16, 2024 11:06 PM

I'm the the typewriter that drops its "Y"s.

by Anonymousreply 335September 16, 2024 11:19 PM

I’m Wally.

by Anonymousreply 336September 16, 2024 11:29 PM

[quote]I'm a lemon, and I'm traumatized after Jan rubbed me all over her face to try and make her freckles go away.

I'm the same lemon. Alice fished me out of the trash and rubbed me all over her pussy because I was on Jan's face.

by Anonymousreply 337September 17, 2024 2:10 AM

I’m horny Sam. Pounding my meat because Alice seems more interested in ‘the girls’.

by Anonymousreply 338September 17, 2024 2:15 AM

I'm cousin Emma. My outfits would look good on that other masculine female from the early 1970's

MAUDE.

by Anonymousreply 339September 17, 2024 2:40 AM

[quote] Eve Plumb already knew Davy from her father Neely Plumb

Good lord, Neely Plumb. He sounds like a Harry Potter character. Or Dickens even.

by Anonymousreply 340September 17, 2024 2:57 AM

[quote] I'm the semen-encrusted socks under the boys' beds that Alice throws in the laundry basket.

That’s what you think.

by Anonymousreply 341September 17, 2024 3:00 AM

[quote] I’m Wally.

I’m sorry

by Anonymousreply 342September 17, 2024 4:15 AM

I couldn’t stand Wally. He was the cousin Oliver of The Brady Brides, A Very Brady Christmas, and The Bradys.

by Anonymousreply 343September 17, 2024 4:55 AM

I'm the New Jan Brady!

by Anonymousreply 344September 17, 2024 5:27 AM

I'm the San Fernando Valley. Even though the Brady's live here, you'd never know it. They never mention actual place names on the show, favoring such Midwest monikers like Elm or Main Street. No Calle Margarita, no El Cielo or whatever. It's like they wanted a bland Anywhere, USA feel. And in that, they were successful.

by Anonymousreply 345September 17, 2024 7:12 AM

[quote]I'm the the typewriter that drops its "Y"s.

See R31.

by Anonymousreply 346September 17, 2024 10:45 AM

I am one of Bobby's frogs, who terrify 17 year old girls.

by Anonymousreply 347September 17, 2024 10:49 AM

R311 😂 right.

by Anonymousreply 348September 17, 2024 11:23 AM

R267 The movies. I grew up in the 90s and I remember seeing the show. Like a least a dozen episodes. I just don’t remember when and how. I guess Nick at Nite.

by Anonymousreply 349September 17, 2024 11:28 AM

I'm Susan Olsen's goiter.

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by Anonymousreply 350September 17, 2024 3:09 PM

^ Thindy lookth likth thit!

by Anonymousreply 351September 17, 2024 3:15 PM

I'm the tiny Malibu beach bungalow Eve Plumb's parents invested her earnings in when she was 11 years old. Purchased for 55k, sold for 3.9M in 2019.

by Anonymousreply 352September 17, 2024 3:26 PM

R350 This answers so many questions for me

by Anonymousreply 353September 17, 2024 7:27 PM

I'm Mike, "accidentally" going into the bathroom when Greg is taking a shower.

I'm Alice, "accidentally" going into the bathroom when Marcia is taking a shower.

by Anonymousreply 354September 17, 2024 9:10 PM

I'm the cold cream.

by Anonymousreply 355September 17, 2024 9:30 PM

I'm Carol and Alice's "playtime" when Mike is at work and the kids are in school.

by Anonymousreply 356September 17, 2024 9:34 PM

TR349- I grew up in the 70's and actually watched the episodes on ABC at night.

by Anonymousreply 357September 17, 2024 9:35 PM

I guess George Glass was the original Tim Simms.

by Anonymousreply 358September 17, 2024 9:37 PM

I'm Bobo.

by Anonymousreply 359September 17, 2024 9:39 PM

I'm the artificial grass in the backyard that the kids mow.

by Anonymousreply 360September 17, 2024 10:03 PM

I'm Bobby's school safety Monitor arm band.

by Anonymousreply 361September 17, 2024 10:09 PM

I’m the friendly new neighbor on the corner!

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by Anonymousreply 362September 17, 2024 10:49 PM

I'm SeATTle

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by Anonymousreply 363September 17, 2024 11:05 PM

R357 congrats! You are the one millionth poster on a DL nostalgia tv thread.

by Anonymousreply 364September 17, 2024 11:28 PM

I'm Dr. Vogel, and I have to have my assistant wipe off the dentist's chair after Marcia comes in to have her teeth cleaned.

by Anonymousreply 365September 17, 2024 11:31 PM

R365- ,I'm Dr. Vogel and I'm a good looking hunk.

by Anonymousreply 366September 17, 2024 11:43 PM

R350. What the fuck is THAT?!

by Anonymousreply 367September 18, 2024 12:04 AM

I don't blame Marcia for lusting after Dr. Vogel. He was hot.

by Anonymousreply 368September 18, 2024 12:13 AM

I'm Mike and I'm moving in on Dr. Vogel. Fuck off, Marcia!

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by Anonymousreply 369September 18, 2024 12:58 AM

I'm Sam the Butcher's meat, which Mike is just dying to taste.

by Anonymousreply 370September 18, 2024 1:09 AM

I'm Carol's old beefy boyfriend Tank picking up Mike and calling him "fragile."

by Anonymousreply 371September 26, 2024 3:52 PM

R367 Sadly, it's Cindy Brady.

by Anonymousreply 372September 26, 2024 5:14 PM

I'm Frosty The Snowman and what Cindy's vocals did to me will never let me return to life someday....

by Anonymousreply 373September 26, 2024 5:35 PM

I'm the 55th Anniversary of its debut.

by Anonymousreply 374September 26, 2024 10:53 PM

I'm the hobo clown art in the boy's room with a view of Greg's bed. What I've seen...

by Anonymousreply 375September 27, 2024 12:40 AM

I want to take a shower with Greg! Once he left the show, he was so hot in his 20s and 30s. Too bad he didn't have a successful television career after TBB.

by Anonymousreply 376September 27, 2024 2:26 AM

“Something suddenly came up!”

by Anonymousreply 377September 27, 2024 2:59 AM

I’m the itching powder the boys put in the sleeping bags during the girls’ slumber party.

Even as a little kid I knew that was seriously fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 378September 27, 2024 4:11 AM

I'm Greg's cock.

by Anonymousreply 379September 27, 2024 4:27 AM

I’m Kaye Ballard and I’ve never been on the show

by Anonymousreply 380September 27, 2024 4:33 AM

I'm the beads hanging at the entrance to Greg's attic bedroom.

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by Anonymousreply 381September 27, 2024 4:48 AM

We're the maternal grandparents of Greg, Peter and Bobby. Why the hell did we never appear to visit our grandsons???

by Anonymousreply 382September 27, 2024 5:23 AM

I'm Greg's jockstrap in the top drawer of his dresser. All the chicks at school want it, and all the dudes at school have actually tasted it.

by Anonymousreply 383September 27, 2024 11:56 AM

[quote]I want to take a shower with Greg! Once he left the show, he was so hot in his 20s and 30s. Too bad he didn't have a successful television career after TBB.

Barry said in his book that after TBB he refused to audition for parts and would tell prospective employers to "turn on the tv to see what I can do". The arrogance. He really thought some casting director was going to turn on TBB and be impressed by his delivery of "Dad, can I borrow the car" or "Mom, I'm going to the library".

by Anonymousreply 384September 28, 2024 4:52 PM

R381 Everyone knew what he was doing in that room with the door closed. I always had my own room but I could imagine in that day getting your hands own room for the first time at the end of high school I’d damn expect the door to stay closed.

by Anonymousreply 385September 28, 2024 4:58 PM

your hands on*

by Anonymousreply 386September 28, 2024 4:59 PM

I’m Davy Jones. I kissed Marsha, but Jan’s my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 387September 28, 2024 5:03 PM

I'm the orange counter tops.

by Anonymousreply 388September 28, 2024 5:43 PM

I’m brown, yellow and orange aka the 1970’s

by Anonymousreply 389September 28, 2024 6:54 PM

I'm Greg & Peter's dark pubes found on the rim of the toilet seat in the shared bathroom between the boys and girls bedrooms.

by Anonymousreply 390September 28, 2024 7:40 PM

I'm Carol's cold cream.

by Anonymousreply 391September 28, 2024 7:41 PM

I’m the dirtier secrets just now revealed

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by Anonymousreply 392September 28, 2024 7:45 PM

I'm that weird panel behind Mike and Carol's bed, above the headboard.

Barry Williams did seem like a pill. I remember watching a late night talk show and they had audience members talk about their "brushes with fame." An audience member said he ran into Barry at a theme park (Disneyland or Magic Mountain). Audience member said that Barry yelled at him and his friends: "Hey, you kids! Stop ____."

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by Anonymousreply 393September 28, 2024 7:48 PM

^Now that you mention it, what was that panel exactly? Was there a closet or dressing area or something that was supposed to be behind it?

by Anonymousreply 394September 29, 2024 1:14 AM

^The home's only toilet.

by Anonymousreply 395September 29, 2024 1:50 AM

It was Alice's room.

by Anonymousreply 396September 29, 2024 1:53 AM

I’m the parcheesi y board that Alice slipped on and sprained her ankle.

by Anonymousreply 397September 29, 2024 4:28 AM

I’m Christopher Daniel Barnes. I did the voice of Prince Eric and played Greg Brady.

by Anonymousreply 398September 29, 2024 4:52 AM

I'm the nonexistent toilet. But big things come in small packages!

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by Anonymousreply 399September 29, 2024 9:16 AM

I'm the sliding glass doors.

by Anonymousreply 400September 29, 2024 3:22 PM

I’m the word stinker that Carol hates. Was Mike dutch ovening her?

by Anonymousreply 401September 29, 2024 4:23 PM

Alice B. Porta Potty

by Anonymousreply 402September 30, 2024 5:51 PM

I’m the lost earrings. Carol’s black wig covered her ears so even if Thindy hadn’t lost those damn earrings, no one would have seen them on Carol’s ears.

by Anonymousreply 403October 6, 2024 4:14 PM

I'm the sex toys.

by Anonymousreply 404October 6, 2024 5:07 PM

I'm the dead parents. You never hear a thing about us, not even the teeniest reference.

by Anonymousreply 405October 6, 2024 7:10 PM

I'm the strawberry jam

by Anonymousreply 406October 6, 2024 7:12 PM

Let's be the circumcised penises on Greg, Peter and Bobby and their full bushes ( certainly by the 1973/74 season.

by Anonymousreply 407October 6, 2024 8:25 PM

I’m the peace sign Greg flashes when he becomes independent. Hey Mike, Carol.

by Anonymousreply 408October 6, 2024 9:23 PM

I'm the dunk tank.

by Anonymousreply 409October 6, 2024 9:25 PM

I'm dumbass Bobby, dumping an entire box of soap powder in the washer. That's what you get for being an annoying hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 410October 7, 2024 12:54 AM

I'm the lizard Cousin Oliver leaves in Peter's bed as a prank.

by Anonymousreply 411October 7, 2024 1:06 AM

I'm Ted Roberts and I don't believe in proper building specifications.

by Anonymousreply 412October 7, 2024 2:06 AM

Side note, even as a little gayling I was in love with Mark Gruner.

by Anonymousreply 413October 7, 2024 2:23 AM

I'm the winks and knowing looks exchanged between Robert Reed and Rip Taylor during "The Brady Bunch Variety Hour" rehearsals.

by Anonymousreply 414October 8, 2024 3:01 AM

Mark Gruner was exceptionally beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 415October 8, 2024 3:05 AM

I'm Warren Mullaney, and the real reason Greg hates me is because there's palpable sexual tension between us.

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by Anonymousreply 416October 8, 2024 1:09 PM

Marcia’s boyfriends were always semi-hot idiots. I’d take half the junior class males on Room 222 over Warren.

by Anonymousreply 417October 8, 2024 10:20 PM

And Lloyd Haynes

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by Anonymousreply 418October 8, 2024 11:08 PM

R418, at my young age I thought the music changed to "school themed" when they shifted to show Lloyd Haines.

by Anonymousreply 419October 8, 2024 11:14 PM

When Cindy stuck her tongue- UP TRUMPS ANUS! My favorite episode.

by Anonymousreply 420October 8, 2024 11:23 PM

I'm the pin that pops Susan Olsen's goiter.

by Anonymousreply 421October 14, 2024 3:10 PM

About the screens behind Mike and Carol’s bed, I saw the same ones in A Face in the Crowd as part of Andy Griffith’s big shot penthouse. It’s fun when you spot materials being reused in movies. In Italian movies I keep seeing the same sheer curtain with damask appliqué. And in old Hollywood they often used a wood veneer in office sets that doesn’t look like any wood I’ve seen in real life. It has a criss cross grain.

by Anonymousreply 422October 14, 2024 4:17 PM

I’m Mike Bradys pee jays who got action!

by Anonymousreply 423October 14, 2024 6:20 PM
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