Adding Matt Gaetz to the GOP wreckage heap?

Long overdue.

Notus? Really, OP?

It was retweeted by Trump (et al.) archnemesis George Conway, r2. Good enough for me.

Why are you trying to equate the site with gossipyc"MarieClaire" or "SheKnows?"

Apparently, the minor was banged on an air hockey tablem

The documents were filed in a Florida court shortly before midnight. Gaetz ass is flayed, fried, and fricasseed. The minor was a junior in high school. She arrived in her mother's car.

Did Matt use Nestor to get close to his classmates?

Is there a thread for JD Vance saying him and Trump are going to raise prices on everything and people need to deal with it to fight wokeness?

Not yet but there should be, R7. I saw the clips of that yesterday.

This is fabulous about Gaetz. Get that Frankenstein monster headed fucker out of government!

I don't know him.

I hope this prick goes down.

But, but, THE CLINTONS! BILL GATES! GEORGE SOROS!

The victim was female? I thought he was into boys?

Is there any chance that this will be a bridge too far for voters in his district?

Unfortunately R13 the Dems have put up a very weak candidate. Gay Valimont has no political experience, she is an anti-guns mom activist and a former personal trainer, and well, her first name doesn't exactly help in a red district.

It's possible a stronger Democratic contender could force Gaetz out of his seat but we'll never know, at least not in 2024.

r13 -- his district is chockfull of tail-hook scandal-forgiving military retirees. Probably not.

Gaetz is worse than MTG as far as his congressional dramatics and chicanery

Matt, shoulda come to the mall with me.

That whole party is a giant wreckage heap emitting toxic fumes.

[quote] Rep. Matt Gaetz was at a drug-fueled sex party in the summer of 2017 with a 17-year-old high school junior,…

Boys will be boys. He’s matured and is a wonderful Republican Congressman.

It sounds like everyone aside from Garland is trying to bring Gaetz' crimes to light.

[quote] Get that Frankenstein monster headed fucker

Leave my Ben alone!

The quickie wedding was a bandaid. In every photo he looked at his nubile bride with contempt — because she was too old

See! Cocaine fueled orgies, like I tried to tell you about.

One of the most powerful themes I learned from literature is that evil is ultimately self-destructive. Patience; it will happen to these scumbags.

[quote]I hope this prick goes down.

Like he did on the 17-year-old?

[quote] One of the most powerful themes I learned from literature is that evil is ultimately self-destructive. Patience; it will happen to these scumbags.

We’re having a good long run so far…

[QUOTE]Did Matt use Nestor to get close to his classmates?

[QUOTE]The victim was female? I thought he was into boys?

I've always thought Nestor was his procurer. Matt's Ghislaine.

He ordered girls off Seeking Arrangement

He didn't need Nestor to "procure" for him

You seem so sure about that.

Recall the saga of the death of Matt’s gay college roommate? Daddy fix that.

Ha!

Ha ha!

Cunt!

R30, spill that shit

Yes r30, do tell.

Look, Matt made a poor one-time judgment call, but the Fake News media really needs to be focusing on Kamala's Border Czar policies and fabricating stories about Haitians.

Old thread

[quote]Gaetz ass is flayed, fried, and fricasseed.

Sure about that? It's mid-afternoon and the only article about it is on The Daily Beast. Most of the media's still obsessing – and understandably so – over Mark Robinson's odious comments.

Also, as we've sadly learned from incidents like Diddy's recent arrest, the police seem reluctant to go after serial sexual predators unless video evidence of, say, dragging a bitch down the hotel hall by her hair to show her what's what materializes.

MAGA Merrick Garland will save Gaetz from this.

I don't know this Gaetz kid. Tell me more about the real evil of Ticketmaster.

Well, they have his cell phone records, r37.

[QUOTE]video evidence of, say, dragging a bitch down the hotel hall by her hair

Poor phrasing? Bitch. Really?

Haven't we been hearing about this for a couple of years now? I hope this is new evidence to finally rid us from the ass.

Different underage girls I think.

Brian Tyler Cohen's YouTube channel.

R23 - that's a really good memory. I wonder if Cawthorne was talking about Gaetz - it would definitely fit.

I could see Gaetz wanting to get with Cawthorne.

How are these people STILL IN OFFICE?

I wonder, do you think Matt Gaetz can really fuck or is he a premature ejaculator?

Because their moron conservative constituents are more invested in voting for scum to "own the Libs" than for individuals of quality, R44.

[quote] do you think Matt Gaetz can really fuck or is he a premature ejaculator?

That's something my beautiful mind doesn't want to engage with.

His supporters are too stupid to care.

Girls are icky, Daddy. Play with me instead!!

[quote]Poor phrasing? Bitch. Really?

Yes, but apologies for failing to clarify that that's what HE was calling her over & over as he drug her around.

[quote] over & over as he drug her around.

Use "dragged" instead of "drug".

Nothing will come of this. DOJ already passed on checking him. He will remain. You cant shame the shameless. His supporters wont believe it or care about it.

Isn't this the same matter Gaetz was being blackmailed about years ago and he tried to get ahead of it on Tucker Carlson's show?

The Republican Women of Waukesha County love him!

^ The Golden Mast???

They're fucking with us, right?

Matt has a very big head and big teeth.

He ain’t pretty.

Re R53’s post. Why does Fucker Carlson always look like he’s trying to add 1+1 in his head?

TWO, FOUR, SIX EIGHT NINE!

MATT GAETZ LOOKS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN!

Guilt r57

Gaetz looks like a younger, mutant version of Nixon.

Bless his heart.

"I have a real problem with Merrick Garland going after Diddy, Eric Adams & Andrew Gillum,

but giving a pass to Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan and Tommy Tubberville.

From where I sit, Garland looks racist as hell."

Please stop linking Twitter.

How many It was the night before Halloween in 2008 when Gaetz, then 26, drove back from the Swamp, a nightclub on Okaloosa Island. He drove a 2001 BMW SUV registered to his state senator dad.

Near midnight, Okaloosa County Deputy Chris Anglin clocked Gaetz going 48 in a 35 mph zone. Anglin later reported that Gaetz fumbled for his license and registration, his eyes were watery and bloodshot, and he swayed and staggered when he got out of the car.

Is Matt's dad a member of the Heritage Foundation?

Matt Gaetz looks like an alien that got the human form close when he transitioned to an earthly appearance but very obviously came up short.

Garland hangs out socially with that D.C. network of conservative, financially elite attorneys. The same attorneys that Barr, Comey, Conway, etc., have affiliation. Expecting Garland to pursue prosecution of Republican high office holders is unrealistic. Garland would not prosecute, despite abundant evidence, any of the congressmen and senators who were part of the planning and enabling the 1/06 insurrection. Planners and activists who are connected, such as Ginni Thomas, got free passes. Garland was fine with nitwit and violent rioters with little or no political power, getting arrested. Justice is not blind with Garland. He needed to have been replaced 3+ years ago.

Matt looks like the love child of a threesome with Johnnie Knoxville, Jack Nicholson and Richard Nixon..

Yeah - I hope Kamala replaces Garland on Day 1. We keep hoping he's playing some long game of chess - but it's clear that he gets too bogged down in procedure and dotting every single 'i' that he can't get anything done.

He's got teams of AUSAs (assistant US attorneys) and their staff - he doesn't actually do any of the work, he just oversees it. He's clearly a cog in the wheel that needs to be removed.

Uh oooooooo. A conservative cunt is in troubleeeeee.

[quote]Adding Matt Gaetz to the GOP wreckage heap?

Personally, I think he was on the GOP wreckage heap since the day he was elected.

Botoxed Gaetz looks AI generated.

Hopefully, but if MAGA can tolerate Trump, they will give a pass to this jerk.

Four-slot burnt toast.

R74, MAGA ain't the law, though.

Not even joking - but why would you intentionally make yourself look like Beavis?

They eyebrows (cuz of Botox), the jawline, the smile, the nose.

Gruesome twosome

I didn’t think Gaetz could look any more disturbing and then Botox said “Hold my beer.”

Those are two WEIRD looking dudes @ R78!

R78 🐷 boy and Rapey McForehead!

A new buddy comedy coming to Sunday nights on Fox!

I think with all his plastic surgery he needed w looks like either Beavis or Butthead. ( But I can't tell which one)

R47 = Barbara Bush

[QUOTE]Rep. Matt Gaetz said Thursday that he has learned the House Ethics Committee will subpoena him as it investigates whether the Florida Republican engaged in sexual misconduct with a minor or illicit drug use. Gaetz, a close ally of former President Donald Trump, made the statement in an angry letter to the Ethics Committee that declared he will “no longer voluntarily participate” in the panel’s probe.

Subpoena that fugly prick and make him squeal like pig he is then!

I hate this fucker and his overly stretched smug face. Good riddance.

He’ll just say, “Who here hasn’t fucked a 15 year-old!”

Such a delightful and handsome young man.

[QUOTE]He ordered girls off Seeking Arrangement. He didn't need Nestor to "procure" for him

Why do you believe that Gaetz's "Secret/Seeking Arrangement" was his only payment accoutremant (new vocabulary always throws associates off) for the multiple accounts he used to hide himself?

You, or whoever need to bone up about civil law and why your clients are not immune from his numerous multiple civil suits, or this ONE is incredibly consequential to you?

R78 poor dog.

Gaetz’s head is massive. Even Lady Lindzebelle cannot get a wide enough stance for Matt to eat her pussy.

[quote]Gaetz’s head is massive.

And yet so empty.

Merrick Garland will decide that all the witnesses are too unreliable and not indict like he did last time.

Kev McCarthy, working harder to make sure Matt Gaetz sees Justice than Merrick Garland ever has, even after a nap and a cup of coffee.

"Kevin McCarthy uses CNN appearance to drag up new Matt Gaetz sex scandal details"

Kevin looks “refreshed.”

I was just going to say, r94. I really had to stare for a while to see the resemblance. And he's going to deny it, saying his wife told him the longer hair aged him. So now he and his arch-nemisis have both undergone procedures. Precious.

Kevin looks like a CGI'ed version of himself (to look younger) while Matt looks like Rob Lowe's character, Dr. Jack Starts.

Kevin wins this round.

Kevin is vindictive and is determined in seeking revenge. Gaetz was the ringleader in sabotaging Kevin’s speakership.

Lethargic Merrick Garland will face pressure and criticism from some on the right., but will continue to shield Gaetz. Trump loves Gaetz. Most Republicans in Congress don’t, but fear Trump and his MAGA supporters if they speak out against Gaetz.

I am so fucking sick and tired of law enforcement being afraid of that goddamn qult!

You dickless cowards! If those dumb cunts start shit, either arrest them as well or shoot them dead, but clean this fucking lawless mess up!

Uh, oh.

NEW: House Ethics Committee has subpoenaed docs from lawsuit brought by Matt Gaetz's friend: sources

Docs include -Depo of the woman Gaetz allegedly had sex with when she was a minor -Depo from woman who was witness in DOJ probe -Gaetz's ex-gf affidavit