I’m sitting next to a guy on a flight …

He wants to make sure he can connect with some pussy when he lands.

Can I have your stuff?

I'm very old in Datalounge years. Could the OP please describe what this means, not just to us whose "hands" never meant anything to self-respecting Dlers when we witnessed his extreme cuntitude..

Mysteries abound.

Bitch, what?

Literally no one knows what you are talking about, R3.

OP was of course also r1 and r4.

Fuck off, OP. You have no idea what's going on for that person, but I certainly know you're a judgemental cunt who makes the world hard.

R4 here. -- Why does OP's description of the 12.9 inch screen make you fuzzy and warm inside?

OP, are you in Atlanta, Boston,.or LaGuardia? In the screenshot of your past posts that I got after I blocked you, you're also saying that you saw senator John federman in LaGuardia on the same day that you're supposedly flying from Atlanta to Boston.

Just keep blocking, folks. 🚫

Fetterman* (voice to text shenanigans)

[QUOTE]Literally no one knows what you are talking about, [R3].

Nor do we about *you.* Could you give a little synopsis about your beliefs?

Though, I understand your need for handicap time as you fervently dig for a "favorable" definition, NEVER TO BE FOUND.

R8 is such a shut in that he has never heard of business travel.

Wednesday: Boston to Tulsa, stopover at LGA

Friday: Tulsa to Boston, stopover at ATL

Would you like to see my boarding passes?

Literally JUST landed at Logan. Go ahead and look up my flight, dum dum.

Delta, ATL to BOS, Flight 0865

Who cares? It's like a 2 hr flight. Don't flip your wig. I just flew 2 hrs for Canadian Thanksgiving everything was fucking packed and took forever but at least I got a wibdow seat.

[QUOTE]Nor do we about *you.* Could you give a little synopsis about your beliefs?

Still asking.

Too many BS cunts without answers, over and over AGAIN.

I have an iPad Pro with 12.9-inch screen. I also have the iPhone Pro Max. Do you think this guy is showing off?

I don't have and don't want the watch.

Which beliefs would you like me expound upon, R16. In an Uber now and have 14 minutes till I’m home.

R17, I also have all three items. I just thought the way he was cycling devices was exceptionally douchey and presentational.

In retrospect, it was the checking of the watch that sent everything over the top.

Probably high on Adderall and thinking about the skank he’s gonna hook up with.

LOL R8 is MizezSlocombe! Too funny.

It’s been 20 years bitch. You still haven’t grown the fuck up?

That’s sad.

He just sounds addicted, frankly. I have a coworker who is looking at his screen as he exits the bathroom.

That does sound douchey, though. And yeah, the watch part is just stupid. I don't get why people have to have the watch. The phone is bad enough.

I sat next to an old lady on a flight. She was about 80 years old and she fell asleep on my shoulder and her hand kept jerking and her fingers were caressing my wrist. I'll trade you seatmates.

I have the watch and I like it for the reminders. The way it vibrates when you set reminders. Its nice cause I don't have to look at my phone. It was a gift, but now I would easily buy one for myself in future.

OP you’re obviously not a frequent flyer (and lucky you if so).

Here’s what I do when I board any plane (irrespective of class):

Swallow one Valium washed down with a glass of white wine Insert ear plugs Put on noise canceling headphones Put on eye mask Pretend that everything and everyone around me isn’t happening/isn’t there Zone out until we hit the runway at my destination. Grab my stuff and get the fuck off the aircraft

It’s the only way - other people are hell, and that probably includes you.

I forgot to include: remember Datalounge’s quirky formatting rules.

Only old boomers namedrop Valium. We've moved on to other dolls, dear.

verificatia of size meat?

Of course darling R27 - if you’re still calling them “dolls” you’re a bit older than a boomer.

How are you going saving up for your next $99 special on Spirit, dear?

They make make you laugh, but I'm enjoying having the last one, crone.

Personally I never travel with either of my large tablets (or any of my laptops). They're just too big to handle when you're out and about. I much prefer my smaller 8" tablet. It does the same thing as the big ones and is far less cumbersome.

OP "literally"

Oh, dear

You don't have much of a life, do you, OP?