Useless Colorado cunt, Lauren Boebert, wrote her son a "Get Out of Jail Free" card

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He doesn't look clean.

He was borne from tainted people who love alcohol and guns. Naturally, cleaning is not amongst their strong suits.

She’s going to end up with a Congressional pension.

Only if she's re-elected twice.

80 hours of community service. I bet he fucks that up, violates his parole, and ends up in the slammer.

How does a series of car thefts involve identity theft?

Anyway, the main sentence is two years of probation. If he doesn’t fuck that up he may deserve a second chance. If he does fuck it up, he will go to jail.

What do you think he stole from those cars, r7? A lighter so his cigarette didn't go unlit at the moment?

“Car theft” typically means stealing cars, not stealing from cars. Did they not steal cars?

They broke into cars.

I'm shocked Lauren didn't bring her grandson, the gigantic prop baby, she used in previous court appearances like when she and her ex fought behind closed court doors, causing the half-Mexican prop infant to cry and wail.

BTW, that stage prop is this son's illegitimate son via the daughter of, you got it, an "illegal" Mexican parent.

If they were stealing from cars, I’d think they’d be stealing money and things they can sell, not registrations.

Will the baby mama get swept up in Trump's mass deportations?

R12 They stole credit cards and were using them at stores and fast food places and were seen on survellience.

[quote]I'm shocked Lauren didn't bring her grandson, the gigantic prop baby

She *did*, r11...

[quote]Courthouse News reports that Lauren Boebert was at the hearing.

[quote]"The congresswoman appeared in court on Thursday, rocking her grandson on her hip.

“That’s GED educated 36-year old grandma Lauren Boebert to you!”

I never realized they charge you with identity theft for using a stolen credit card. It used to be prosecuted as ordinary theft.

Why not if he forged a signature? I don't know how modern Colorado machines work, but I've been asked to sign a couple of times recently. So he did.

It's becoming more difficult to steal with cards. But, of course, Boebert progeny is too uneducated and stupid to know this.

Anyway, why was this thing whoring about when his anchor baby was with his mother who, reportedly, lives amongst undocumented people?

How many mug shots does this family have? A half dozen? More?