People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024

Dylan Mulvaney

Glen Powell's team purchased this honor months ago.

Pedro Pascal is too old.

I know!

I like Pedro Pascal, but I don't think he's sexy

There can be only one person behind Travis Kelce winning before Jake Gyllenhaal, and you know who that someone is.

Andrew Scott

I asked myself why no black men? And I came up with John Boyega and Daniel Kaluuya, both Brits, but neither were in movies that got much attention in the last year or so.

Frankie Grande FTW!

Kelce.... to sell magazines.

Taylor Zakhar Perez for the win

DL's fave homocidal homo.

Glen’s team and Paul’s team are probably in a bidding war.

Elordi has the flexibility.

Who could resist?

People is a mainstream magazine, seen in supermarkets, doctors’ and dentists’ offices all over America. So it will not be ‘fashionable’ film actors like Elordi or Mescal, who most women don’t know well..

It’ll be Glenn Powell, because his attrativeness is accessible and recognizable since he’s just a short step up in looks from the cutest guy in most midwestern and southern high schools.

"Gyllenhaal and his ass will be campaigning "

then he'll be campaigning alone

Obviously I don't mind getting stiffed but my hubby not getting a nom is fakakta!

[quote] I asked myself why no black men?

Everyone I still scarred by John Legend.

[quote]And I came up with John Boyega and Daniel Kaluuya, both Brits, but neither were in movies that got much attention in the last year or so

Well that’s the thing. Colman Domingo has Sing Sing coming out. But he’s probably not quite famous enough.

It is more likely an Asian will be chosen.

Domingo is also an openly gay man. If Bomer hasn't gotten past the selection committee in all this time, no way he does.

People Magazines Best Looking/Sexiest Man Alive 2024 - Should Be that very good looking Pizza Guy from Long Island.

Harrison Butker!

Patrick Dempsey won at 57 last year... we probably have to go younger. Like Glen Powell at 35.

It's going to be Brad Pitt. Refreshed. One last hurrah.

Fraus wet mussy maker.

Chris Watts

Donald Trump

I predict Glen Powell too. No way in the world would it be Prince William on the heels of his wife's cancer diagnosis. That is not "Sexy". If People was awarding Bravest, Most Courageous, or similar other schlock, then he'd stand a chance.

Most of these can’t be classified as MEN.

Jeremy Allen White.

His looks are controversial enough to make a whole lotta discussion.

Elordi looks like an alien—a very tall, hot alien—but I don't see how he's such a big deal.

Why include a gay man in this Frau catnip?

I thought they stopped doing these issues cause body standards.

A fag will never be crowned.

Hollywood is not done forcing Glen Powell. Let’s face it he likely has this. However, I remember everyone said in 2011 that Ryan Gosling had it in the bag and then it ultimately went to Bradley Cooper. I wouldn’t be surprised if the pick comes out of left field like Patrick Dempsey last year.

To me it's a tie between Jake Gyllenhaal and Glen Powell.

[quote]It’ll be Glenn Powell, because his attrativeness is accessible and recognizable since he’s just a short step up in looks from the cutest guy in most midwestern and southern high schools.

Makes no sense.

He has those Russian looking features that make him look “off”.

It will be PRINCE HARRY.

The check finally cleared and WME is back to work.

I've no idea who half on that list are. Jake G, Bald Will, Pedro Pascal and Travis Kelce are the only ones I know of. The rest are "who"?

R37, You’re thinking of Powell’s narrow eyes, which you associate with a Russian tartar or asian look.

But narrow eyes often read as sexy, depending on the rest of the package.

I want Travis Kelsey to lay on top of me with his full body weight.

I'm gonna barf if it's that average looking closet queen Pedro.

My gut tells me it's gonna be Paul Mescal.

There's a big push to get him attention in America.

I’m Frau, R25.

[quote]You’re thinking of Powell’s narrow eyes, which you associate with a Russian tartar or asian look.

Not Asian (east) but that oddly constructed Russian look.

The fact that Morris Chestnut has yet to get it is a disgrace.

[quote] People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024

The white one with yellow skin.

Morris isn’t famous enough, I guess.

Can you imagine Travis Frankenstein getting it over him?

R8, neither of them is sexy.

R34 They've already done it.

I agree with R11, Taylor Zakhar Perez

I'm with R30, Jeremy Allen White would get people talking. Famous enough?

It cannot be Prince William. A - not sexy. B - Almost everyone chosen is an actor. A few exceptions: John Legend, Blake Shelton and David Beckham.

Shouldn't 28-year old Timothée be in the running?

R53: I thought for sure they'd give it to him last year. I wouldn't be surprised if his team buys it for him this year to help with his Oscar campaign. I'm praying that Paul Mescal gets it because then Ratboy will be on suicide watch.

I think Ryan Gosling is still hot.

Wicked is coming out so Bailey so brave they will put a gay man on the cover.

Ryan Goaling

Judging by DL's ancient kweens & lumpen fraus It's gonna be..

The Sexiest Man Semi-Alive

I hope its Paul. He is a very talented actor who didn’t shy away from gay roles. He’s not that traditionally good looking but there’s something about him.

R3: Last year's winner, Patrick Dempsey is 58. Pierce Brosnan was 48. Richard Gere was 50. Nick Nolte was 51. Paul Rudd was 52. Harrison Ford was 59. Sean Connery was 60.

Pedro Pascal is 49.

Gladiator 2 opens next month.

Just saying...

Travis is not sexy. He looks like an inbred pig farmer.

Glen seems likely after the success of Twisters and the romcom with Sydney Bigtits.

Pedro is also possible because of Gladiator and the second season of The Last of Us being released next year.

WAIT...Pedro Pascal is only 49?

I want him to be my personal trainer and then face fuck me.

Ryan Gosling is on record to be the only person to turn the cover down although, it's rumored that Russell Crowe in early 2000 turned it down as well.

I turned it down, too.

R35 - Rumor has it that it was suppose to be Pedro Pascal last year, but the Actor's strike was happening and whoever gets it would have to discuss their current and upcoming work which is the equivalent to crossing the picket line. PP didn't want to do that, so Patrick Dempsey got the cover. Eventually, the cover came out just days after the strike ended, so whoever gets it knows in advance.

Guessing Patrick Dempsey didn't have anything to promote.

Justin Hartley

Aldis Hodge, Aldis Hodge, and Aldis Hodge.

If it actually did have anything to do with box office success, then Chalamet would definitely be in the running. Business Insider article on that subject (minus paywall) at the link.

"Box-office numbers prove Timothée Chalamet is the biggest movie star of his generation"

R70: The movies depending on his performance have failed: Don't Look Up, The King, Beautiful Boy, A Rainy Day in New York, Bones and All, The French Dispatch and the two upcoming films don't look promising.

R70 He’s not bigger than me.

R72: And you're not bigger than me.

[quote]Wicked is coming out so Bailey so brave they will put a gay man on the cover.

You're about as likely to see a gay man as the "Sexiest Man Alive" for America's premier frau magazine as you are to see Sydney Sweeney on the cover of "The Advocate."

I think R61 nailed it: they often go with someone over 40, and Pedro has his biggest film release to date coming soon (on top of "Fantastic Four" next year). Not sure who the youngest recipient was, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be Paul Mescal considering he's still under 30 and mostly an unknown (at least among the frauen set - I assume 99% of DL saw him fuck Andrew Scott in "All of Us Strangers").

R73 yes I am old man. You aren’t our generation. And you aren’t bigger than Michael B Jordan.

Youngest Sexiest Man Alive - (tie) John Kennedy Jr. & Tom Cruise (28 y/o)

Justin Hartley!

[quote] Guessing Patrick Dempsey didn't have anything to promote.

It’s the opposite. Dempsey was selected because he was able to promote Thanksgiving because that production had a waiver exemption.

R34, true.

I am not that excited about Glenn Powell but would rather have him than Kelce

R69 Yes, LAWD.

Glenn Powell has rat face.

Drunken old closet case. No wonder she's got DL's vote.

For the WIN !

This issue is archaic.

And I am unanimous in that

Mark Harmon for old time's sake, and to make a statement about old being sexy? Plus he finally left NCIS and they're doing Prequels or Origins or whatever horseshit those things go by.

The fact that Travis Kelce happens to be dating the arguable most famous living musician in the world does NOT make him "the sexiest man alive" all by itself. And, again, it's a frau periodical. Gen Z might be verklempt over Travis, but their moms are another story. (Unless, of course, they're also Swifties, in which case it's a *third* story, and definitely a weird one.)

Unless Tom Brady was named Sexiest Man Alive at some point, I'd 100% doubt that they'll pick an athlete, of any kind.

Max Rebo is arguably the most famous musician not of this world.

R88 - One athlete was chosen in 2015:

R82, Glen is one sexy rat.

Counterpoint - Harry Styles. One of the few of his generation beloved by traditional media, for some reason.