Nicole Kidman tells Salma Hayek "Don't touch me!"

"Don' toush me." She sounds drunk or... something.

With that much plastic surgery, she's pretty much like a doll.

Well, Salma's off Nicole's Christmas card list this year.

Relative star power dictates who can touch whom in the celebrity world. Nicole is the star of those AMC “magic of the movies” trailers. What has Salma done lately?

I'm not remotely a Kidman fan, but Salma really shouldn't have put her hands on her. I would have been pissed, too. Nicole Kidman is more than familiar with posing for pictures and didn't need any advice, let alone man (woman) handling.

Nicole never gonna get another dress from a Kering label.

This is great. I could never stand dwarfish Salma.

Salma is such a dumbass. She ought to realise Nicole’s face is still settling and she can only be photographed from very specific angles. Also, her skin is liable to slide right off the body.

It’s hard to hear what Nicole says with that stupid music added to the video.

I assume that’s what Nicole says to all carbon-based life forms.

She doesn't like to be touched.

What a bitch!

She's mad because she looks like a fucking wax figure and Salma is still beautiful.

I’d be aggravated too if someone who was older than me somehow looked 10 years younger than me despite the millions I’ve spent on plastic surgery.

I also think she was drunk and/or high, and Salma was trying to help.

Salma Hayek’s husband owns Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci, Balenciaga, Bottega Veneta, Creed and Alexander McQueen.

Someone is getting a huge bouquet of flowers today.

Salma is rough around the edges and needs to learn proper etiquette when in the presence of her superiors.

That was a real treat to wake up to 😊

It looks like they’re playing hot potato with Lourdes

Doesn't Salma's hubby control that runway show? She is pretty much the boss

Katy Perry's hair looks so ratty there. I think Nicole was unsettled by her presence – the stink of failure on her is palpable – but she lashed out on Salma instead.

*lashed out AT Salma

I can’t really hear what she says. ☹️

If you touch her, something might fall off.

It’s a burn to Salma and Katy because a picture with Nicole would have been more valuable.

Now Salma knows how Tom feels.

First Nicole beat Salma for the Oscar 21 years ago and now this. Salma needs to be put in her place repeatedly. Bitch never learns.

I want to get that cream Salma applies to her face. I know Mary. But she says you don’t need face lifts on Botox. It naturally produces collagen. Her face looks great. And sorry white people. I think it only works on black and brown skin.

Anyone know the name of it?

Those blonde extensions are tragic. How anyone takes Natty Nicole seriously at this point is beyond me. She’s a pillar of plastic .

R29…she may have overdone it with Botox and injections but she can act circles around that Latino midget.

R28 why would you care, since it wouldn’t work on you.

R30 It's "Latina."

How dare you misgender me!

R31 You stay mad. You stay on my dick.

Salma Hayek is an amazing actress. She hasn’t gotten as many opportunities as Jigsaw Kidman.

This is the cream. Only 13 bucks on Amazon lol.

I got the same impression as R15. Nicole was wasted and Salma was trying to help her avoid embarrassing herself. It seems more like she had her hands in her in a preventative way, she wasn’t agree trying to push her in any direction.

Because she definitely seems very drunk and/or high.

What was the end? It sounds like Nicole said you don’t need advice or something and Salma said, I need it.

The whole thing looked bad from all parties

Dyke fight !

No Nicole Kidman looked like a drunk, skeletor medical victim. She looked like something from Rocky Horror to be honest.

Make up fellas

Some of these gals are looking macabre trying to hang on to 29-4-ever. Nicole is 57 and still trying to work that hip-length dyed blonde hair. Are the sunglasses at night to hide red eyes?

It’s a wig.

A wig... on Nicole Kidman!? I am shocked!!

Salma. MS LVHM? Hayek.

Not. Smart.

Katie's recoiling expression after being ambushed by Nicole's European air-kiss is one of distaste. Did she smell booze or weed?

this is really what Nicole wanted to say

No worries Nick.

Team Kidman. Salma is not setting up the shoot. If it were the photographer, a different matter.

Mrs. Louis Vuitton Moet-Hennessey was attempting to educate a drunk where the cameras were directed.

No one wants the Mexican domestic in the picture.

They don't have to do what the paparazzi say, Salma. I love people stepping up for themselves when the paparazzi are yelling at them.

Don't like the paps? Stay your drunk,non-food-eating ass home.

Someone touched me like that once. I needed a Silkwood shower after that.

In vino veritas

After Nicole walks off, you can hear someone say "We don't need her." To which Salma says, "I do."

[quote]Nicole Kidman was not having Salma Hayek's bossy behavior at a recent fashion show.

It was a Balenciaga show, so Salma was Mrs. Boss. She was gracious to let it slide and let Nicole sit in the front row. She could've banished her to the second row or out the door.

I would kiss Mrs. LVMH add if I wanted to keep my emaciated ass in free designer clothing and handbags

Ass. Fuck you, auto correct

Nicole is high as a kite.

Selma's husband owns Gucci, YSL, Balenciaga and others.

Nicole was at a Balenciaga show, so if she was given some clothes and front row seats - yeah, she could have taken some pap pics.

I think this was blown out of proportion.

Dear Mrs. LVMH, fuck Nicole Kidman. She's unimportant.

R46: Better song with the same sentiment

It's annoying to be physically maneuvered by someone else, especially if you don't like relative strangers touching you, but Nicole should have gotten the hang of behaving politely in public. I agree that she was probably drunk... and definitely arrogant.

Don;t you touch me, don't you ever touch me!

Salma looks beautiful. I think she was just trying to get Nicole in the photo.

The other person - I don't think that was Lourdes.

[quote] I want to get that cream Salma applies to her face. I know Mary. But she says you don’t need face lifts on Botox. It naturally produces collagen. Her face looks great. And sorry white people. I think it only works on black and brown skin. Anyone know the name of it?—Blackmussy

It's called crack cocaine. Well, it isn't, but that's all you're going to spend your public assistance check on, anyway.

Credit to Salma for humbly saying to Nicole as they part, “Thank you for the advice,” and as Perry says, “You don’t need any advice,” Salma humbles herself again and says, “No, I do.”

I think she was just trying to be helpful and Kidman was in a mood, probably realising that Salma’s husband owns all those luxury brands and throws these big fashion shows, while her own husband looks to be of indeterminate sex and can only get her a seat at the CMAs.

Who is the idiot who thinks that Salma's husband owns LVMH?

Salma was trying to exploit Kidman by posing her for photos to promote her husband's declining brands.

Fuck you too, idiot

We were shocked at her rudeness, both of us!

You don't manhandle a 2-time Oscar winner. It' just not done.

Hayek family has been wealthy for generations. I think one branch currently controls Swiss luxury watch conglomerate SWATCH Group. Her husband is CEO of Kering.

R68 - one person confused it - he owns another luxury brand house Kering, that owns Balenciaga, which was the show Kidman was at.

Free tickets, probably free clothes, and press - and Kidman snaps at Selma?

I'm team Selma on this one.

Hey you LVMH loon(s), it’s Kering!

Selma is exquisitely beautiful.

Nicole was loaded.

Poor Salma, she knows this beast needs to be on a leash. She looks more concerned than offended.

The younger woman had on sunglasses, too. Did Nicole look 100% sober? No. But I don't think she looked hammered. The long, tangled wig ... enough, already.

Didn’t her mother just die? She’s probably still grieving that and has all these obligations to be all over the place. Maybe she just got snappy.

Yeah R77 - Selma looked pretty gracious about it. Look - she's basically invited to Selma's house for this event. They just wanted some pap pics.

I get that it's an overwhelming environment and people are yelling your name and jostling you about - but she could have apologized.

I think Nicole probably did apologize after this got out.

Skeletor's frozen mouth and unidentifiable accent made it difficult to understand whatever she said.

Nicole does seem drunk. I know sunglasses indoors/at night is “chic”, but I’m guessing she’s hiding her drunken eyes here. She seems really unsteady in the recent footage I’ve seen of her, almost like she’s hobbling around and having trouble keeping balance. She also looks mych thinner than she usually is, which is alarming. She is almost six feet tall and I can’t imagine she weighs more than 110 pounds. Combined with the waxen face, it is giving Corpse Bride.

R66 Boy Bye. You chose jealousy this morning. Choose respect next time.

[quote]You don't disrespect Nicole like that.

Nicole needs to stop disrespecting the public with the endless parade of box office bombs she continues to release.

Salma is way hotter than that shapeless bitch.

Under Demna, Balenciaga is a shit brand, and his muse is Kim Kardashian. They should all be ashamed for taking any of this seriously.

R8, thanks, you made me giggle.

[quote]Free tickets, probably free clothes, and press - and Kidman snaps at Selma?

A-list celebrities are PAID a lot of money to attend fashion shows. Do you really think wealthy stars like Nicole or Katy are schlepping all the way to Paris for a free dress?

Katy Perry wishes she was A-list.

Maybe Nicole was afraid her head would fall off, or something.

Did everyone just forget that whole Balenciaga debacle.

Salma is a short Mexican with fake boobs and tree trunk legs….Nicole is a long legged lean goddess……and a much better actress who has won many awards including an Oscar and two Emmy’s…..try harder DL

OMG Kyle Maclachlan. Time is a BITCH.

The self importance in that row is too much.

Team Salma. She seems like more fun. Also much respect for refusing dickhead Alec Baldwin's advances on the 30 Rock set (back when he was still a hot daddy.)

Looks personal. Tom Cruise related?

2024 Nicole is terrifying looking

Is Salma still friends with Penelope?

[quote] You stay mad. You stay on my dick.

No one stayin' on that tiny nub.

[quote] OMG Kyle Maclachlan. Time is a BITCH.

He's 65. He looks fine for someone not still coloring his hair.

Salma is gorgeous.

🤏🏼 r99 that’s all he’s got.

[quote]Hayek family has been wealthy for generations. I think one branch currently controls Swiss luxury watch conglomerate SWATCH Group. Her husband is CEO of Kering.

Salma's grandfather Nicolas Hayek founded The Swatch Group.

[quote]In the year of his death, 2010, Hayek had an estimated net worth of $3.9 billion.

Her family is worth billions. Her husband is worth billions. Her childen will be worth billions after inheriting dad's family wealth. You'd be a fool to want Nicole's life over Salma's.

Nicole's lucky Salma didn't take the razor blade she'd hidden in her wig out.

"You wanna fuck with me, blanca? I'll cut you up!"

[quote]I think she was just trying to be helpful and Kidman was in a mood, probably realising that Salma’s husband owns all those luxury brands and throws these big fashion shows, while her own husband looks to be of indeterminate sex and can only get her a seat at the CMAs.

^^You're a cunt and I love you.

Salma is a hoot. She's as fake as all of them but she's not faking her extreme privilege so she never comes off as a pretentious cunt.

[quote]Salma is a short Mexican with fake boobs and tree trunk legs

Salma Hayek's father is Lebanese. Her mother is Spanish.

If you're going to go with a racist jab, at least get your racism correct.

Nicole is a tall Australian with fake boobs and anorexic legs.

r107 can you wag your finger at me for being racist?

[quote]Salma Hayek's father is Lebanese.

I've never known any personally but isn't Danny Thomas one?

[quote] Salma's grandfather Nicolas Hayek founded The Swatch Group.

Nicolas Hayek and Salma are NOT related.

Yes, there is NO relation between Nicolas and Salma. Salma's father is a Lebanese oil exec in Mexico and her mother was an opera singer of Spanish descent. While she does come from an obviously comfortable background, it's not Nicolas Hayek money.

[quote][R107] can you wag your finger at me for being racist?

New to DL?

I didn't say you couldn't be a racist. I merely stated you should get your racist jabs correct if you're going to make them.

Nicole was gracious until she was assaulted by Salma. Imagine going all the way to Paris to be assaulted at a fashion show by the owner's wife.

Devil’s bargain ^^

So, Salma Hayak owns Swatch and she's married to Calvin Klein. Got it.

Doesn’t Linda Evangelista have a kid with Salma’s husband? That bitch is getting a sweet paycheck for 18 years.

No, she’s Tom Ford’s birth mother and Sarah Burton’s sister.

Don't forget her name is Selma, too, and she's a Mixteca princess.

r112 - Lips pursed tighter than a cat's asshole

R118 was in answer to r115.

Salma Diamond was Salma Hayek's mother. Loved her on Night Court.

who's the guy standing behind Salma/the guy next to her?

What's going on here? Nicole trying to backtrack?

Katy Perry looks like an idiot with those sunglasses.

R122, the guy standing behind François-Henri Pinault looks like a bodyguard.

Kidman reminds me of a less attractive Halle Berry. Both of these performers make terrible films. If either of these women are featured in a film, it's sure to be stupid and boring.

Nicole knows enough to know that “Don’t touch me” is Hollywoodease for “cunt, watch who you are putting your hands on!”

A simple warning hiss would have sufficed.

As any true Datalounger would've done, r128!

[quote] Salma is a short Mexican

WTF?

I read a story that Penelope, Javier, and Salma were having dinner together at a fancy L.A. spot. Salma went to the ladies room and while she was away from the table Penelope put up the wait staff to tell Salma (when she returned) that the toilet she used in the bathroom was overflowing and they needed her to come back to the ladies room to check it out. Salma was horrified. Salma returned to the loo accompanied by Penelope and the wait staff and was told it was a prank. Hilarity ensued. She sounds like a good sport.

I'm not convince that the two Hayek families are not the same old Lebanese family. But no, that's not her grandfather or uncle. But Salma grew up more than "comfortable". They were very RICH and lived in a mansion with servants.

Meh, two old entitled cunts sniffing at each other. Now has anyone here actually tried Salma's magic Mexican moisturizing cream????

r109, Shakira is half Lebanese. Hence all that hip shaking.

Nicole’s wig/extensions/whatever looks ridiculous. It’s far too long and fake looking for an elderly woman like her.

Nicole has no one at home to set her straight about the wigs. Keith is obviously no help.

Certainly no fan of hers, but Nicole is right. Salma was out of line, even if it was well intentioned which I'm not sure it was.

Salma’s touch was a little bit invasive, but it looks like she realized Nicole was not compus mentis. They mostly look awful,except for Salma, her tits distracts the straight men and her branded money the gays.

Santa, take notice.

K.g R67 lol!!!

R122 and R125, that’s interesting. True luxury to have bodyguards like that. I’m sure also very much necessary.

Nicole could go back to this length. Still straight, which seems to be her preference. (Her natural hair is curly.) Easier to brush and groom. Looks younger and fresher.

She could also do a modified version of this curly look.

You folks can recommend any hairstyle you like for ol’ Nic. She’ll still look like a crypt keeper.

R144, Cut half of it and send it to space, where it will form a small hot planet.

Nicole is like acting’s version of the skating world’s Nancy Kerrigan. So prissy and whiny always.

Kidman seems to be the only one of Tom Cruise's contracts that seems to have worked out well for the other person.

Kidman seems wasted and anorexic. It makes me sad that she is trying desperately to look young. Instead she just looks utterly bizarre.

I wouldn’t want someone grabbing at me

Not only do we have an idiot who thinks that Salma Hayek is married to the guy from LVMH (and we're not talking about an innocent mistake, but he thought he was making witty and hilarious jokes about it), we have another idiot who thinks the guy who founded Swatch is Salma Hayek's grandfather, even though they are completely different Hayeks. And this idiot is also going overboard on the non-existent Swatch "connection". Next we're going to get an idiot telling us that her other grandfather is one of the greats of the Austrian school of economics.

If Salma Hayek is supposedly so superior to Nicole Kidman then why is she acting so out of control with trying to get Kidman to pose for photos? Hayek is treating Kidman like a prize she suddenly got her hands on and she needs to make the most of it. And there was probably more going on behind the scenes that we didn't see.

The truth is, Kering is going through a very shit time right now and Kidman at one of their shows was a great coup for them.

[quote]After a first-quarter sales warning in March, Kering confirmed on Tuesday that Q1 revenue fell 10 per cent to €4.5 billion on a comparable basis, while Gucci sales dropped 18 per cent. Now, the luxury conglomerate is bracing for slashed profits for the first half of the year, expected to drop between 40 per cent and 45 per cent, compared to the same period last year.

Nicole will get over it and say yes to four Netflix movies.

Yeah Nicole was compromised in some way and Salma seemed concerned for her.

[quote]Nicole will get over it and say yes to four Netflix movies.

four AWFUL Netflix movies.

Nicole is so thin a sniff of a glass of Chardonnay and she is off her face!

She has a drinking problem

R147. Katie Holmes is Tony-bound as the breakout star of a smash hit production of Out Town!

Her mom just died and her dad was supposedly a notorious pedophile

[quote] She was gracious to let it slide and let Nicole sit in the front row.

Grace and humility have nothing to do with it. Salma is smart enough to know that Nicole is a draw and possibly the biggest name at the event. Of course she's going to be catered to and sat in plain view in the front row, whether or not she's a drunken cunt. However, Salma is not smart enough to know that you shouldn't manhandle a star, and certainly not one who might be a little under the influence, in public, and in front of cameras and microphones. That's an embarrassingly rookie mistake for someone in the business for, what, 35 years? At most she should have lightly touched the arm furthest from the camera and with the other hand gestured the direction to turn to so that Nicole could be in her much desired publicity photos.

Nicole comes across as rather introverted.

Nicole seems on the spectrum.

She probably thought she was the Mexican help, and then tried to get her deported.

Just like in Salma’s movie?!

Lol at the astonishingly naive r56. Kidman was the star attraction of the audience. The whole point of having her there was to have her in the front row. Hayek was pushing Kidman around in order to make her appear more prominent and get more promotional mileage out of her. Kidman had had enough of being treated like a thing.

If Salma is Mrs Boss of Balenciaga then she really fucked up because their sales are down, as are Kering sales all round. Her crude manhandling of Kidman is but a little indication of how desperate they must be at Kering.

Yeah, definitely, Nicole Kidman was a crown jewel in that gathering. No way would she end up in the 2nd row of anything.

Nicole Kidman is a brand ambassador for Balenciaga and has walked the runway for at least two of their couture shows, so of course she's going to be in the front row. Graciousness has nothing to do with it.

Salma could have pushed that drunk skeletal Nicole out of view entirely. She's last year's flavour. Kim Kardashian is Balenciaga's brand ambassador for 2024. 2025? JoJo Siwa? Dylan Mulvaney?

R163, Good God! I was being tongue-in-cheek with my post, but you are all taking this so seriously. Who the hell cares about this non-story anyway?

Salma is A+ because of her marriage. Nicole wasn't playing that.

And Nicole's pathetic dribbling chin skin in that high collar was telling. She must be vying for a Kate Hepburn bio.

Kering stock is down 44% in the last year. Billions of dollars in market value lost.

You think this is whimsical superficiality? Something funny?

You think this has nothing to do with you.

R33/R34 leaves a stink in every thread she infests.

It's because Nicole is sensitive because Salma never married a FAG.

Ben called. He corrected me.

TWO FAGS.

This is promising material

Nicole walked the Balenciaga runway in 2022 with some Ramona Singer realness. Is she high or drunk here? Travis Kelce could walk more gracefully.

R122 this is what Salma was trying to avoid at all costs

She had an extra helping of Soma

The Salma defenders seem to be completely missing the point that she was prodding Nicole around because she was trying to shoe her off.

They weren’t going to pay time and 1/2 for going overtime.

That was insanely terrible, r175, in every way. That was real?

Clomp, clomp.

I'm glad that people have come to appreciate my walk down the runway.

"Get your fucking hands off of me you wog!"

r175 That video is crazy. High fashion really is absurdly stupid.

..... Nicole sexagenarian Kidman is no Taylor Swift , not a prize even in her youth.

Had a friend who walked in the same show, and the clothes were very restricting- she tripped a little bit. The direction for the show might have been stomping.

No excuse “friend.”

r185 Taylor Swift is certainly no beauty. Pig faced and squinty eyed.

Thanks for the insight, Dump

R184, That Balenciega show was the one where Naomi and others had trouble maneuving through the doorways.

Oops. "Maneuvering"

Good to see where her daughter got her modeling talent.

I prefer her to that brittle macaron Kidman, but Hayek, despite the zeppelin twins, always seems to display a hirsute disposition, with dark hair above the navel and a noticeable mustache.

It's part of the exotic allure of her heritage. Hair and honey.

Hayek looks great, but her voice! It sounded like she gargled whiskey and cigarettes in the last Magic Mike movie.

Salma is a bossy cunt. She's also a whore, marrying a zillionaire and then, spawning for $$$. I'd probably whore myself for that kind of $$$, but Salma is still a bossy cunt.

Salma is a major cunt. Only reason she gets invited to anything is because she married some ugly billionaire. There was some blinds a while back about how stuck up she is and how stuck up her daughter is. Nasty rich people.

"Touch me again, skank! I fuckin dare you. I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll seeing celestial stars and my footprint up in there. Short, , bossy, old skank!"

What the hell did Nicole think she was there for? What a bitter bitch.

[quote] Nicole sexagenarian Kidman is no Taylor Swift , not a prize even in her youth.

R185, what a load of shit from a brain dead Swiftie. Nicole Kidman was never a hulking rounded shouldered nerd.

0ops R190 manuring*

R196 displays both ignorance about Salma's reasons for being there and uses the word "stuck up." Obviously rather special.

But Salma HAS some record of being a major cunt.