Shawn “I have nothing to offer but my tits” Mendes

Yawn Mendes

He doesn’t even have tits. He offers nothing.

He has no ass either.

He really is a no-talent who got really lucky through the magic of the internets/social media.

He was always more suitable to be a model than a pop star.

He has no dick either.

His still being in the closet is hilarious. It’s like Clay Aiken claiming to be straight.

Go on, girl. Give us nothing.

Nicholas Alexander Chavez would be a good choice for a shoot like this. He’s got TNA to show off!

You can see those same tits on any number of guys. Those tits are not special. Plus has a little stomach pooch. He is meh and the poster boy for SDE.

Whatever bloom was left on that rose is fully gone now.

Hey guuuurls!!

It must be strange for him being photographed in a studio rather than on completely unsolicited papa walks.

[quote] unsolicited papa walks.

Does his father always walk with him?

Whoever chose that photo for the cover must hate him

He's obviously a lover of cock, everybody knows it. Sad that he's still closeted.

Slut

Let's face it, Anne- all I know how to do is take my clothes off.

R17. You bitch, that’s exactly my planned response.

Tramp.

Harlot.

Trash.

Trade.

Insufferable closeted “song writer” and performer who the recording company keeps trying to foist upon us, not unlike his also-flop “caramel” “girlfriend.”

[quote] “caramel” “girlfriend.”

What’s that?

Also, the tattoo is so “edgy” — try-hard flopping one again.

I wonder how many cocks he had to take for this phot shoot.

Some of the photos from the shoot:

When the studio owner feels sorry for the porn star whose looks have faded, and so gives him a job as the cameraman

R29,

And now he smokes too - he’s so edgy

Oh come on. He's still very good looking.

To Datalounge is to hate, r32.

Lol, I know R32. It's one of the reasons I enjoy it.

ISHC

I think he’s adorable and am looking forward to the day he becomes available for purchase on Rent Men.

Judging by these pictures that should be within 12 months.

I love you, R33.

Gorgeous, sexy feet!

WTF wants to ogle this no talent kween's flea bites?

Sharona's corona.

R22 so it begins