On our walk my dog pooped liquid all over my neighbor's lawn....I felt awful and got a towel to try to clean it up but it didn't work.
What would you do
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On our walk my dog pooped liquid all over my neighbor's lawn....I felt awful and got a towel to try to clean it up but it didn't work.
What would you do
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 15, 2024 12:53 PM |
Scat troll.
Thread closed.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 15, 2024 2:02 AM |
Run!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 15, 2024 2:03 AM |
The same way I clean up husband’s diarrhea. I call the Mexican maid.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 15, 2024 2:04 AM |
It's called liquid gold. It's not a turd, not a problem. When I pick up an actual dog turd, I carry it open bagged, like a weapon. I will smear a mutha.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 15, 2024 2:13 AM |
Key his car and puncture his tires to serve as a distraction.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 15, 2024 2:15 AM |
I love this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 15, 2024 2:16 AM |
Pee on it.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 15, 2024 2:20 AM |
Honestly, I pick up lots of grass& leaves and cover it up.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 15, 2024 2:21 AM |
OP, just Google it. Some scat cat will surely have posted a video of such a cleanup.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 15, 2024 2:23 AM |
I pour bleach right onto the lawn. Problem solved.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 15, 2024 2:30 AM |
I used to carry a bottle of water with me for this very reason. Drown it into the soil.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 15, 2024 3:09 AM |
Very carefully
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 15, 2024 3:18 AM |
Pee on it to dilute it. The rain will will take care of the rest.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 15, 2024 3:19 AM |
Thread is juicey
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 15, 2024 3:19 AM |
The phrase is "curb your dog."
You force your doggie into the edge of the curb and road to poop there. You still need to clean up what you can.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 15, 2024 3:21 AM |
When your dog misbehaves you must take them to a Haitian home. Even if you don’t bring them inside, it scares them shitless.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 15, 2024 3:29 AM |
^"A dog ate my homework. And then someone ate my dog."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 15, 2024 3:31 AM |
If it's on a lawn, there is nothing you can do.
On a sidewalk or other hard surface, cover with kitty litter to absord, then scoop.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 15, 2024 3:33 AM |
Use your fingers.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 15, 2024 3:37 AM |
Scoot your ass across it or do a slip n fall.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 15, 2024 3:44 AM |
This thread title is like a lost lyric from The Sound of Music.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 15, 2024 3:59 AM |
Diarrhea and still, a dangler to pull. Dogs keep me grounded.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 15, 2024 4:11 AM |
I used to carry a plastic spoon in my dog bag dispenser for just these occasions. But my new dog poops easy to pick up little Lincoln Logs.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 15, 2024 6:01 AM |
If there’s dirt nearby, throw a handful on poo to pick up. Or a piece of bark or sturdy leaf as a scoop.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 15, 2024 6:04 AM |
You'll need a turkey baster, a sponge, and some Ziploc bags.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 15, 2024 8:00 AM |
Lick it up!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 15, 2024 9:09 AM |
Just take out the water hose and hose it into the ground. It'll make good grass fertilizer.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 15, 2024 10:29 AM |
You need the right shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 15, 2024 10:44 AM |
Ask Dooky Chute Robinson in North Carolina. He's a master of the craft.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 15, 2024 11:01 AM |
Just pick it up with your hands and eat it, whether or not the camera is rolling.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 15, 2024 11:57 AM |
Wait for another dog to come along and eat it.
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