I experienced pretty privilege for the first time.

And then I woke up to Mother screaming that I left the toilet seat up again.

Did he look like a slim Jerry Garcia, OP?

A real pretty person would have grown up with this privilege and be quite used to it.

Chipotle has a drive thru window? That's news to me.

R4 That’s because this a fucking lie. There is no Chipotle with a mafuckin drive thru.

Chipotle, OP? I’m slightly embarrassed for you right now.

You’re a lying cunt OP.

So are you Teacake.

If OP wanted to make up an incredulous lie he should have chose a mafuckin Wendy’s.

There are chipotles that have a drive-thru pick up. So you don't have to get out of your car to pick up your online/mobile order. It's not a traditional drive-thru like Wendy's where you pull and order, but it is in the sense you don't get out of your car to get your food. So I would call that a drive-thru

Doing well with the faux AAVE Teacake R8! Extra points for “should have chose” - it must take you ages to draft these posts - well done!

How’s Genie, btw?

R9 ok but bitch read the OP’s story. He stated he drove to a window. Chipotles do not have drive thrus. A fucking parking spot where they bring you your digital order is not a mafuckin drive thru.

Disney is looking to buy the rights to this modern day love story for the ages. OP will be recast as the next Disney Princess and her Prince works in a fast food drive-thru.

R11, Maybe OP's Chiptole has a drive thru....have you been to every mafuckin Chipotle in the country??

R5 yes they do. i was making fun of op too but they have tons of them.

R11 bitch they have one in my city and two seconds on google will show you nearly 1000 locations have a drive through.

R15 but with a drive thru window though? I’m not letting OP get out of this lie.

R16 yes, just no speaker. you order on the app and they will hand you a bag through the window. if you come too early they'll tell you to park. i googled chipotle drive throughs just to make sure i wasn't tripping (i'm in severe cognitive decline) and in addition to an article about the chipotle in my city adding a drive-through are several articles explaining how chipotle is adding tons of them all around the country, except without an order speaker so they're calling it a pickup lane or something.

Ok I sorry then. Chipotle is the only fast food I frequent on the regular and I’ve been to nearly every major city in America except San Fran and I ain’t never seen one. Anyways hope you fall in love OP. And then I hope he OJ simpsons you.

I kno dis, mafuckers. Yuz kno why?

I beez blatino, mafuckers!!! Ole! 🌯 🫏 🌮 🇲🇽

A whole free cup of lemonade, OP? God, I wish that I was pretty!

Sup Hakeemussycake R19? I is up wi’ dat. She be workin’.

Hey Teacake - here a link fo’ yo’ educashun

I didn’t think it was possible to embarrass oneself anonymously on the internet. You learn something new everyday.

Wassup, R21! Homesliceness!!!

I beez blatino an creole, mafucker! 🍤

Don’ be tellin’ my Mamacita Teacake I beez here. I gotz her Boost Mobile cell phone an da bitch don’ have unlimited data.

Hahahaha, mafuckers!!!!

R23 You are out of order, you stankin ass bitch. Don’t you dare disrespect my mother. Anyways you are a troll. And a boring one too.

Had the worker been recently hypnotized?

R22 you embarrass yourself every time you jump on here with one of your multiple sock puppets, cosplaying as a Black man. And you get caught out every single time.

Why do you do it?

It’s amazing to me that so many DL queens know, with such immediate precision, whether or not Chipotle has a drive-through.

That wasn't lemonade, OP.

The “Chipotlane” drive-thru

Good for you, Elisa-Sue!

THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED.

Anyone who chooses to work at Chipotle is hardly the greatest judge of someone or something's attractiveness.

OP he was referring to your cap.

R32 You are an idiot. It could be a teen or a young person with no skills.

Didn’t know Chipotle hired blind people. That’s very commendable.

Present us with your pic so we can enjoy one of the most beautiful guys we’ve ever seen.

I spent my boyhood as a pretty boy. In my late teens, my looks turned towards handsome and by 20 I was a radiant stunner. I kept these looks for 30 more years, easily. Let me tell you fuggos something about the lives of the handsome and beautiful. We get compliments galore. They never stop. The privilege is real, too.

OP can't be a good looking guy because if he were, people would tell him so, all the time.