The tragic death of 5th Direction singer Ichabod Crane

You're trying too hard, OP.

We will also have the Pointer Sisters as special guests as it has just been announced they will be singing at Liam’s funeral. Songs include Jump for My Love and Man with a Slow Landing.

Are Wayland Flowers and Madame expected to make an appearance?

We have Liza on the line - Liza, now that Liam is dead, do you think his brother Noel will go on with the planned Blur reunion?

Joining us live from Las Vegas, Hollywood Legend Johnny Deep. John-John, you brilliantly played Crane in your blockbuster movies Pirates of Sleepy Hollow. And you had years of hotel craziness and dramatic ups and downs, like our late Lannie Crane. Now Crane ended on a down. Let me ask you, did you ever think about hurling yourself off a hotel balcony when you found doody in your bed?

Will he be buried in the same cathedral as Evita?

Joining us now from London are Hungarian supermodel sisters Gigi and Béla Bartók. Gigi, you married Payne at the height of his career and had his child but then you fell in love with Hollywood leading man Brad Cooper. What does Cooper have that Lainie didn't? Béla, will you compose something new for the funeral? Have you spoken to Elton John?

R6 More importantly, after the funeral will his corpse wander around Europe for the next twenty years, the same as Evita?

Crossing live to Susan Dey for comment…

(crickets)