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Mark Zuckerberg glow up thread

How do you do, fellow kids?

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by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2024 2:22 AM

What’s “glow up”, precious? What’s “glow up”?

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2024 1:20 AM

I liked it better when he was smoking meats.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2024 1:24 AM

With those Ashkenazi good looks, I’m sure he can pull it off.

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2024 1:33 AM

He saw how well Jeremy Allen White is doing with his curls.

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2024 1:34 AM

I’m getting midlife crisis vibes. How long before he dumps Priscilla for a Lauren Sanchez type?

by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2024 1:48 AM

Kinky hair!

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2024 1:50 AM

I'm looking for the glow-up but I'm not seeing it anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2024 1:50 AM

Depending on which more recently-taken photo you see of Zuck, it has elicited such riotous retorts as “Look! Zuck must have downloaded the Human update.”

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2024 2:06 AM

Quick, someone check The Charley Project and cross-reference the new parts he's showing off with missing persons from around where he lives.

by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2024 2:10 AM

Maybe he’s sick like Steve Jobs and look what happen to him. YEAH!!!

by Anonymousreply 10October 18, 2024 2:11 AM

I bet Zuck is smart enough to listen to MDs.

by Anonymousreply 11October 18, 2024 2:18 AM

I can't tell if he's aiming for Roddie McDowall's Octavian or Peter Ustinov's Nero. Maybe a little of both?

by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2024 2:22 AM
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